MR_PERFECT said:
one of the best lays of my life was by a chic with a loose p*ssy.
let me tell you, she know how to grind those hips like nobodies business.
you guys who think a tight snatch is the end all and be all of good sex are idiots.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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one of the best lays of my life was by a chic with a loose p*ssy.
let me tell you, she know how to grind those hips like nobodies business.
you guys who think a tight snatch is the end all and be all of good sex are idiots.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
STR8UP said:
I disagree with this theory. I have fvcked 3 asian chicks and they didn't have loose pu$$ies but they were not the tightest I ever had. The two tightest pu$$ies that stick out in my head were from a mexican chick and a white chick.
I think asian girls having tight pu$$ies is a myth.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
How about women with c-sections? Then you don't have to worry. The width of a woman's hips might have something to do with whether she's loose or not, too. My ex said I was the biggest she'd had but she only felt super tight when we first started having sex or if she was laying on her side. The rest of the time she felt pretty spacious..
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This sounds like a job for the Mythbusters.
Bu-ga-gaaa)))) Now picture that... those two megastuds running their little experiments to bust this myth)))Redsand426 said:
Cynt tightness varies even in the same woman, I found, depending on which day of her cycle she is. My last ex had a pretty tight puss but a few days from her critical days, it was always like sticking a pencil in a mug. No idea what might cause this.
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I've never been with a chick I'd consider loose, but there is some variation. The tightest was a mother of 2, 5' 6 and probably 140 pounds, huge tits and slim waist, round butt. She was insane and got off really easy, was into using toys and the whole deal. Too tight and too crazy in the end though. Also I fear women like this because they're hard to make go away and on the verge of being fatties. Add in the crazy and ... well she had to go.
I disagree - to me the looser ones are better. I've never been with anyone who could hide bowling balls or anything but in my experience the tight ones are a lot of trouble.lookyoung said:
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
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The question is, do They know if they're tight or not? Bargaining power? Know that the word gets around? And that they're special/can be more picky?
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You have to be really careful about tearing and bruising.lookyoung said:
comic_relief
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For the boss: I go with (I believe Senor Fingers quote) that if it gets boring in bed for a couple then it is the man's fault. 100% his fault because he is supposed to lead and she will follow.
Personally: I have been with a lot of different types of pvssy and I have to say that it really doesn't matter because women can fix those problems of a "loose" pvssy with the Kagel workouts.
My ex-girlfriend had a looser than average pvssy, but did awesome kagels. My current girlfriend is tight as well.
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Personally: I have been with a lot of different types of pvssy and I have to say that it really doesn't matter because women can fix those problems of a "loose" pvssy with the Kagel workouts.
My ex-girlfriend had a looser than average pvssy, but did awesome kagels. My current girlfriend is tight as well.
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A girl having a loose pvssy is kind of like a girl that gives bad head - it's such thin ice to tell her, that most guys never do. So those girls go through life thinking that they are bl0wjob queens with tight snatches, when in reality getting head from them is just annoying and you can barely feel their pvssy when they think that they are about to squeeze off your d!ck. It's kind of funny. Every other girl thinks she's a porn star, but that is hardly the case.
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I think this is where the "Me love you long time" stereotype works more magic than the actual pvssy. Although, my Pop spent time in the Philippines and he said the head was so good he almsot went AWOL!STR8UP said:
Crazy fvcker my old man.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
I had one g/f that swore she was some kind of goddess in bed.Bible_Belt said:
**Yawn**
Bad head is frustrating at best, and most of the time even annoying. The two chicks who I have fukked who DID give good BJ's were also pretty good at everything else. I had fun with them.
Only dated one asian chick. She was born in the Philippines.KarmaSutra said:
Let me just say...this one COULD fukk and suck like a porn star. Not much in the way of t!tties, but she made up for it with everything else
