"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Protection

Intrakit98

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I'm about to do it for the first time and I was wondering what type of condoms or protection do I need? Any advice would be helpful.Thanks.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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PumpingIron13

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Go with trojans or lifestyle, id stay away from durex, they tend to be not as reliable.
 

Lush

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I've been using Durex for as long as I've been sexually active (about 6 years)...not a single bust yet.
 

danthemann

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i use the durex 20% thinner...
freinds of mine have had lifestyles break on em.
 

Halloween

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off the cuff:

Non-novelty condoms are regulated by the FDA. If it hasn't passed its expiry date or been compromised in some way, you can literally put your entire forearm inside without it breaking.

Never, ever use oil-based lubricants with latex condoms. Put a bit of vaseline on your fingertips and rub a condom between them, then try to stretch it and you'll see what I mean. Use water-based lubes, e.g KY.

Always carry unexpired condoms and keep them in a cool, frictionless place. Back pocket: bad. Wallet: bad. Purse/murse in a pocket without hard utensils: good. Rolled down fold of your sock: good. Only use condoms from a package that has a 'pillow' of air in it.

Some people have latex allergies/sensitivities. Google suggests no studies have been done on how common this is. Polyurethane condoms (avanti or whatever) are much more expensive, but if you want to cover your bases, carry one of these with you. They don't stink like latex, they are thinner, but they're a little crinklier on the whole.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Halloween

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Oh yeah, and...

DO get lube. Not just lubricated condoms, but some separate lubricant.

It feels waaaaay better for the girl, plus lubricants actually reduce your chances of contracting STD's because (1) your condom's less likely to break, and (2) you're abrading her skin less.

GOOD LUCK!!!!!
 
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