"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Where did I say you were a thief?
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My bad it was sam who made the thief comparison. As for improvement I am going for computer science certification. As for mooching obamacare i dont give a damn when the hospital charged 40 grand JUST TO STAY OVERNIGHT. All i did was sit in a chair and watch TV all night. I had a burger and fries twice and a couple pain pills. They get 40 grand on top of the surgery? The anesthesia alone was another 5 grand. A 45 minute surgery was 30 grand. That is why this counry is failing. Doctors and lawyers are the thieves and hospitals.
 
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Married Buried said:
My bad it was sam who made the thief comparison. As for improvement I am going for computer science certification. As for mooching obamacare i dont give a damn when the hospital charged 40 grand JUST TO STAY OVERNIGHT. All i did was sit in a chair and watch TV all night. I had a burger and fries twice and a couple pain pills. They get 40 grand on top of the surgery? The anesthesia alone was another 5 grand. A 45 minute surgery was 30 grand. That is why this counry is failing. Doctors and lawyers are the thieves and hospitals.
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All you did was sit in a bed and take pills. LOL. How much did the room and its equipment cost? How about the nurses and doctors that attended you? How many hundreds of millions of dollars did the hospital cost to build? How many millions more annually does it cost to maintain and equip it?

I guess its all about you.
 
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A girl I know got medevac'd by a helicopter last month. The 20-minute ride was $35,000. I can buy a helicopter for that much money.
 
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1-person choppers are the price of a cheap used car. The price goes up when you move to 2-person capacity, but not to $35k. I know medevac choppers cost a more, but they're still charging the price of a cheap helicopter for a 20 minute ride.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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All you did was sit in a bed and take pills. LOL. How much did the room and its equipment cost? How about the nurses and doctors that attended you? How many hundreds of millions of dollars did the hospital cost to build? How many millions more annually does it cost to maintain and equip it?

I guess its all about you.
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I didn't sit on the bed I sat in a chair all night . I used no equipment. Why? Because they know i enjoy the pain meds too much and i got minimum attention. They take advantage and rape you financially anyway.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Isn't everyone who votes for her because she is a woman not sexist? Isn't that the definition of sexist? It's exactly the same as not voting for her due to her gender.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Tictac said:
The media shilling for a mainstream democrat is nothing new and certainly not news.

That's why Sanders is being muscled out by the media.
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Excuses! The GOP is a ****** joke still stuck in the Reagan ages appealing to bigots.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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