"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Pretty sure i have hemroids...

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Had 5 tacos for dinner, gave me huge sh1t cramps...i think i may have pushed too hard, and it felt like i had to keep ****ting after i was all out...eventually bright red blood showed up on my TP, and a little in the toilet. I can feel a little bump on my A$$hole:cuss: : . Ive had a little blood on the TP in the past , but this was 100 X more blood than iver ever seen. I think i may have popped a hemroid. Im not at all surprised, it was bound to happen, with my straining at the gym, prolonged sitting periods studying, stress, high protein diet...My question is any of you have experience with this? i figured you would becuase most of you lift weights, please help in a little worried...thanks guys
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Good thing the blood is red. I think dark blood that comes out from INSIDE of your sh1t means you have colorectal cancer.

For example, if your sh1t kind of breaks open and blood starts coming out from the INSIDE of it...a dark red color like dried old blood, then you may have colorectal cancer.

Bright red is definitely hemmroids.

Yeah this has happened to like...everyone except vegetarians haha. Get more fiber in your diet bro. Happened to me when I stopped eating salad at every meal. This kind of thing doesn't happen anymore. Also is you're SUPER worried get it checked out by your doc, but I've been too embarassed and it's always bright red so no worries.
 

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Yeah this has happened to like...everyone except vegetarians haha.

Guess again. I'm vegetarian.

Some people will get one 'roid and never get another. I've had like two or three in my life. Be thankful that you don't have it bad, because some people get them very badly.

Were those tacos hard shell? Anything that can come out sharp or rough can cut you and make a 'roid. I have gotten them once from blue corn chips, also from sunflower seed kernels in a salad. Fiber is good, but also avoid anything that can come out with sharp edges.

Try Prep H, witch hazel, tuck's pads, or a cold-compress to that area. Roids suck, but there are worse problems to have.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Just get SEEN by your doc.

Blood in the stool MUST be worked up.

Likely there's no big giant problem, but...........


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it might not even be a hemorrhoid, you might just have strained too hard and it had a blood tinge to it, and it may never happen again.
most hemorrhoids you can feel when it is time to wipe, use witch hazel to clean it and ease the pain and it helps heal them. also use prep h and it should be gone in a day or two.
 

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you might want to make sure you dont have a Pilonidal Cyst

many many people have one and mistake it for hemroids.

its not life threatening..but getting it removed is a pretty long process and painful
 
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Yeah, not to scare you...but blood in your stool can be serious. All you need to do is get one of those cards from your doctors office and have it analyzed.


peace
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Hockey Playa said:
there was no blood on the stool itself, just the TP from wiping

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Same deal. Well, not exactly, but equally of concern.

Probably it's just hemorrhoids, but GET CHECKED.

Pilonidal cysts don't act this way.

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