"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Pretty sure i have hemroids...

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Had 5 tacos for dinner, gave me huge sh1t cramps...i think i may have pushed too hard, and it felt like i had to keep ****ting after i was all out...eventually bright red blood showed up on my TP, and a little in the toilet. I can feel a little bump on my A$$hole:cuss: : . Ive had a little blood on the TP in the past , but this was 100 X more blood than iver ever seen. I think i may have popped a hemroid. Im not at all surprised, it was bound to happen, with my straining at the gym, prolonged sitting periods studying, stress, high protein diet...My question is any of you have experience with this? i figured you would becuase most of you lift weights, please help in a little worried...thanks guys
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Good thing the blood is red. I think dark blood that comes out from INSIDE of your sh1t means you have colorectal cancer.

For example, if your sh1t kind of breaks open and blood starts coming out from the INSIDE of it...a dark red color like dried old blood, then you may have colorectal cancer.

Bright red is definitely hemmroids.

Yeah this has happened to like...everyone except vegetarians haha. Get more fiber in your diet bro. Happened to me when I stopped eating salad at every meal. This kind of thing doesn't happen anymore. Also is you're SUPER worried get it checked out by your doc, but I've been too embarassed and it's always bright red so no worries.
 

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Yeah this has happened to like...everyone except vegetarians haha.

Guess again. I'm vegetarian.

Some people will get one 'roid and never get another. I've had like two or three in my life. Be thankful that you don't have it bad, because some people get them very badly.

Were those tacos hard shell? Anything that can come out sharp or rough can cut you and make a 'roid. I have gotten them once from blue corn chips, also from sunflower seed kernels in a salad. Fiber is good, but also avoid anything that can come out with sharp edges.

Try Prep H, witch hazel, tuck's pads, or a cold-compress to that area. Roids suck, but there are worse problems to have.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Just get SEEN by your doc.

Blood in the stool MUST be worked up.

Likely there's no big giant problem, but...........


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it might not even be a hemorrhoid, you might just have strained too hard and it had a blood tinge to it, and it may never happen again.
most hemorrhoids you can feel when it is time to wipe, use witch hazel to clean it and ease the pain and it helps heal them. also use prep h and it should be gone in a day or two.
 

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you might want to make sure you dont have a Pilonidal Cyst

many many people have one and mistake it for hemroids.

its not life threatening..but getting it removed is a pretty long process and painful
 
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Yeah, not to scare you...but blood in your stool can be serious. All you need to do is get one of those cards from your doctors office and have it analyzed.


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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Hockey Playa said:
there was no blood on the stool itself, just the TP from wiping

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Same deal. Well, not exactly, but equally of concern.

Probably it's just hemorrhoids, but GET CHECKED.

Pilonidal cysts don't act this way.

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