"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I'm taking my girlfriend on a dream date. It's a one-night, 36-hour Florida vacation (one hour flight). 6am - 6pm the next day. 24 hours in the hotel.

Here is what a spare-no expense, first class date costs in spring 2017:

1300 square foot, oceanfront 1 bedroom suite in 5 star hotel: $638
2 round-trip, non-stop, premium economy tickets plus rental car: $755
Meal budget: $200
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$1593

What is the most you ever spent on a one-night trip, and was it worth it?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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one night "vacation" is a waste of time. unless it's a weekend road trip somewhere and back. if you're going to fly might as well go three days minimum.

If I fly somewhere I'm staying about 10 days. sometimes more if family are living at the location I'm going.
 
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why dont you take her on a 5 night cruise in a balcony room out of Galveston instead? Same price.

All that hassle (packing, travelling to airport, going thru security, sitting on a tube of metal) for one nights stay? naw.....

I'm going to Rome in a few weeks for $1k per person air + hotel. 8 days. WAY better than one night, very romantic, and only an extra $400!
 
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I'm with the others saying you gotta stay longer. The packing and unpacking hassle is annoying, 3-5 days is the sweet spot imo.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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neil is going to come back from vacation after a day engaged, his favorite girl pregnant and post a field report with all the expenses tallied up.

Next field report will be the wedding ceremony in their favorite strip club, with the four top rated bar fighters and strippers as the groomsmen and bridesmaids.
 
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9Volt said:
neil is going to come back from vacation after a day engaged, his favorite girl pregnant and post a field report with all the expenses tallied up.
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lol could this be any more obviously "hey look at me! look at how much money I have!" :rofl:
 
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At least make it a weekend trip. One night is too short. Friday to Sunday or Monday.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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sazc said:
why dont you take her on a 5 night cruise in a balcony room out of Galveston instead? Same price.

All that hassle (packing, travelling to airport, going thru security, sitting on a tube of metal) for one nights stay? naw.....

I'm going to Rome in a few weeks for $1k per person air + hotel. 8 days. WAY better than one night, very romantic, and only an extra $400!
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Where did you find that deal?
 
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Sounds like South Florida. You could have had a prettier beach with better food in Northwest Florida: Destin, Mexico Beach, Panama City, St. George Island
 
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