"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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whatdude

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man i dont know what to fvcking do.. i think my gf is pregnant. But she tells me that she gets her 'visitor' every month and its healthy. I just dont know whether to belive her or not, because I got to thinking... and she might be wanting to 'trap me'... because she might think that I will leave her like her previous boyfriends. I always ask her if shes pregnant... and she gets all defensive and says she isn't. I told her that I was going to get the test and have her take it in front of me and she told me that it would be a waste of money.

Are there any symptoms or signs that I can pick up on to tell if she is? I mean.. It DOES look like that shes gaining weight. And today my friend asked me if my girl was pregnant cuz her stomach looked bigger. I dont know what to fvcking do.. im only 20. ****.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I'm Joe Dirt

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I think if she was pregnant it would be to her advantage to tell you even if she merley suspected it so that you don't leave. Why would she hide it from you?
 
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u'r living your nitemare right now..hope u wake up soon ;)
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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she's testing you...been there, done that. Let me guess, she asked you something like "What would you do if I HAD the baby, which I won't?"

She wants you to say exactly what I said in this situation "I would marry you for the child's well being."

Women love to test. That's how they know men 10x more than we know them.

Don't trip, she's probably not "late" as she says she is.
 
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