"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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man i dont know what to fvcking do.. i think my gf is pregnant. But she tells me that she gets her 'visitor' every month and its healthy. I just dont know whether to belive her or not, because I got to thinking... and she might be wanting to 'trap me'... because she might think that I will leave her like her previous boyfriends. I always ask her if shes pregnant... and she gets all defensive and says she isn't. I told her that I was going to get the test and have her take it in front of me and she told me that it would be a waste of money.

Are there any symptoms or signs that I can pick up on to tell if she is? I mean.. It DOES look like that shes gaining weight. And today my friend asked me if my girl was pregnant cuz her stomach looked bigger. I dont know what to fvcking do.. im only 20. ****.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I'm Joe Dirt

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I think if she was pregnant it would be to her advantage to tell you even if she merley suspected it so that you don't leave. Why would she hide it from you?
 
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u'r living your nitemare right now..hope u wake up soon ;)
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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she's testing you...been there, done that. Let me guess, she asked you something like "What would you do if I HAD the baby, which I won't?"

She wants you to say exactly what I said in this situation "I would marry you for the child's well being."

Women love to test. That's how they know men 10x more than we know them.

Don't trip, she's probably not "late" as she says she is.
 
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