"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Pregnancy question to women ages 56

DJnoob

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Ok guys, so i ended up screwing a cougar at age 56 without a condom. She said she can't get pregnant.

Story about her
- She's had 3 kids.
- She and her x husband have been bangin since she was 30 (25 years ago) without a condom and hasn't gotten pregnant since.
- She hasn't had sex in 3 years until just now when i came inside of her.
- Her right tube is tied.

Damn, i am screwed?
 
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well even if the unlikely did happen ... doesnt she have a husband for child support already?

ok. just saw she didnt have sex with him, so that would be a miracle. or he was sleepfockin and didnt notice.
 

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tnx guys.. i still need to wait a week..get that pregnancy text done eh...

So if she ends up having a kid it wont be healthy? thanks
 

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I would think that if a woman that age could conceive, the child would have some sort of chromosomal disorder like Down's Syndrome.
 
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Yeah, if she got pregnant, that'd be all over the friggin' news.

But, seriously... 56? I'm not judging - really - I'm just amazed there's a 56 year old woman that'd be considered sexually attractive.

Pics?
 

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I'd try to get her pregnant. She'd be all over the news, and as her pimp, you'd be rolling in the $.
 

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Zero chance. Stop sweating it so much. You're making my monitor wet.
 

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dear Noob,
Oh No mate,stop worrying just enjoy....Something like that happening to a 56 year Old is akin to a second coming...but don't get too involved with her either,her second Spring will only last for three or four months at most....Interesting though,I started banging a 52 Year Sheilah some years ago,she hadn't had it for a long long while either,lot of fun till she started bleeding....Hmmm....but as she was a professional and would in her own interests nip anything unusual in the bud,then I never worried!
 

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Scaramouche said:
dear Noob,
Oh No mate,stop worrying just enjoy....Something like that happening to a 56 year Old is akin to a second coming...but don't get too involved with her either,her second Spring will only last for three or four months at most....Interesting though,I started banging a 52 Year Sheilah some years ago,she hadn't had it for a long long while either,lot of fun till she started bleeding....Hmmm....but as she was a professional and would in her own interests nip anything unusual in the bud,then I never worried!
Hi, scaramouche

What did she tell u before u banged her without condom?

HER STATUS:
1. She's been having sex with her x since she was 35 years old without condom and never got pregnant.
2. She had unprotected sex when she was 3 years ago (age 52) and still didn't get pregnant.
3. Had her RIGHT tube tied up.
** She recently had a really strong period 7 months ago during her menopause staage period. So she called up her oncologist who operated on her and he said "If you don't get anymore MENOPAUSAL period within 4-5 months then thats your last period. You won't get pregnant anymore"
 
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i am so going nuts over this shiet.. Sex isnt worth this shiet. fuack sex. Seriously.
 

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Dear DJNoob,
She claimed she hadn't had it for 13 Years,I later saw her ex,and the reason was obvious,he was a Paramedic,and bvggered his back,lifting someone out of a crashed car....poor chap was bent double....I think she was genuine,she still got his groceries,maybe gave him a head job....she was a professional Psycho therapist....nutty as a fruit cake!
 

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Scaramouche said:
Dear DJNoob,
She claimed she hadn't had it for 13 Years,I later saw her ex,and the reason was obvious,he was a Paramedic,and bvggered his back,lifting someone out of a crashed car....poor chap was bent double....I think she was genuine,she still got his groceries,maybe gave him a head job....she was a professional Psycho therapist....nutty as a fruit cake!
1. hadn't had for 13 years? her period?
2. how long ago since you came in her?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Dude, she's 56! Calm down! No way is she pregnant..don't worry about it!
 

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Hey Noob,
Go and talk to your Doctor!
 

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update.

Had her do pregnancy test week 2: negative
1 month after: negative

she felt sick for a day or two though..
 

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Yeah glad all is well with your situation as it should be. I had one a couple years younger than that and she claimed she was still going through menopause but I wrapped it regardless.
 

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bmxcetera said:
Yeah glad all is well with your situation as it should be. I had one a couple years younger than that and she claimed she was still going through menopause but I wrapped it regardless.
right, thats what she told me too. Wrapped it as in u put on condom?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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