"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Pregnancy question to women ages 56

DJnoob

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Ok guys, so i ended up screwing a cougar at age 56 without a condom. She said she can't get pregnant.

Story about her
- She's had 3 kids.
- She and her x husband have been bangin since she was 30 (25 years ago) without a condom and hasn't gotten pregnant since.
- She hasn't had sex in 3 years until just now when i came inside of her.
- Her right tube is tied.

Damn, i am screwed?
 
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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flashpoint

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well even if the unlikely did happen ... doesnt she have a husband for child support already?

ok. just saw she didnt have sex with him, so that would be a miracle. or he was sleepfockin and didnt notice.
 

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tnx guys.. i still need to wait a week..get that pregnancy text done eh...

So if she ends up having a kid it wont be healthy? thanks
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I would think that if a woman that age could conceive, the child would have some sort of chromosomal disorder like Down's Syndrome.
 
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Yeah, if she got pregnant, that'd be all over the friggin' news.

But, seriously... 56? I'm not judging - really - I'm just amazed there's a 56 year old woman that'd be considered sexually attractive.

Pics?
 

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I'd try to get her pregnant. She'd be all over the news, and as her pimp, you'd be rolling in the $.
 

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Zero chance. Stop sweating it so much. You're making my monitor wet.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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dear Noob,
Oh No mate,stop worrying just enjoy....Something like that happening to a 56 year Old is akin to a second coming...but don't get too involved with her either,her second Spring will only last for three or four months at most....Interesting though,I started banging a 52 Year Sheilah some years ago,she hadn't had it for a long long while either,lot of fun till she started bleeding....Hmmm....but as she was a professional and would in her own interests nip anything unusual in the bud,then I never worried!
 

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Scaramouche said:
dear Noob,
Oh No mate,stop worrying just enjoy....Something like that happening to a 56 year Old is akin to a second coming...but don't get too involved with her either,her second Spring will only last for three or four months at most....Interesting though,I started banging a 52 Year Sheilah some years ago,she hadn't had it for a long long while either,lot of fun till she started bleeding....Hmmm....but as she was a professional and would in her own interests nip anything unusual in the bud,then I never worried!
Hi, scaramouche

What did she tell u before u banged her without condom?

HER STATUS:
1. She's been having sex with her x since she was 35 years old without condom and never got pregnant.
2. She had unprotected sex when she was 3 years ago (age 52) and still didn't get pregnant.
3. Had her RIGHT tube tied up.
** She recently had a really strong period 7 months ago during her menopause staage period. So she called up her oncologist who operated on her and he said "If you don't get anymore MENOPAUSAL period within 4-5 months then thats your last period. You won't get pregnant anymore"
 
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i am so going nuts over this shiet.. Sex isnt worth this shiet. fuack sex. Seriously.
 

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Dear DJNoob,
She claimed she hadn't had it for 13 Years,I later saw her ex,and the reason was obvious,he was a Paramedic,and bvggered his back,lifting someone out of a crashed car....poor chap was bent double....I think she was genuine,she still got his groceries,maybe gave him a head job....she was a professional Psycho therapist....nutty as a fruit cake!
 

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Scaramouche said:
Dear DJNoob,
She claimed she hadn't had it for 13 Years,I later saw her ex,and the reason was obvious,he was a Paramedic,and bvggered his back,lifting someone out of a crashed car....poor chap was bent double....I think she was genuine,she still got his groceries,maybe gave him a head job....she was a professional Psycho therapist....nutty as a fruit cake!
1. hadn't had for 13 years? her period?
2. how long ago since you came in her?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Dude, she's 56! Calm down! No way is she pregnant..don't worry about it!
 

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Hey Noob,
Go and talk to your Doctor!
 

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update.

Had her do pregnancy test week 2: negative
1 month after: negative

she felt sick for a day or two though..
 

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Yeah glad all is well with your situation as it should be. I had one a couple years younger than that and she claimed she was still going through menopause but I wrapped it regardless.
 

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bmxcetera said:
Yeah glad all is well with your situation as it should be. I had one a couple years younger than that and she claimed she was still going through menopause but I wrapped it regardless.
right, thats what she told me too. Wrapped it as in u put on condom?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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