Pregnancy question to women ages 56

[DJnoob]

Ok guys, so i ended up screwing a cougar at age 56 without a condom. She said she can't get pregnant.

Story about her
- She's had 3 kids.
- She and her x husband have been bangin since she was 30 (25 years ago) without a condom and hasn't gotten pregnant since.
- She hasn't had sex in 3 years until just now when i came inside of her.
- Her right tube is tied.

Damn, i am screwed?

 

[Desdinova]

Has she gone through menopause?

Here's some info: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMH0001896/

Thread moved to Mature Man

 

[flashpoint]

well even if the unlikely did happen ... doesnt she have a husband for child support already?

ok. just saw she didnt have sex with him, so that would be a miracle. or he was sleepfockin and didnt notice.

 

[SecondHalf]

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/gnxp/2011/07/probability-of-pregancy-by-age/

God no.
If you were trying to get her pregnant using ice bags, timing and even maybe sacrificing a live chicken or two - your chances would be less than 5% it would happen within a year. That percentage is for 45+. 56 is virtually 0%.

SH

 

[DJnoob]

tnx guys.. i still need to wait a week..get that pregnancy text done eh...

So if she ends up having a kid it wont be healthy? thanks

 

[MatureDJ]

I would think that if a woman that age could conceive, the child would have some sort of chromosomal disorder like Down's Syndrome.

 

[EastWind]

Yeah, if she got pregnant, that'd be all over the friggin' news.

But, seriously... 56? I'm not judging - really - I'm just amazed there's a 56 year old woman that'd be considered sexually attractive.

Pics?

 

[Jitterbug]

I'd try to get her pregnant. She'd be all over the news, and as her pimp, you'd be rolling in the $.

 

[Blackmm]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1286412/Worlds-oldest-mother-Rajo-Devi-Lohan-reveals-dying.html

The world record for oldest mother is 70. Most of those senior citizen moms take a crapload of fertility drugs and ****.

 

[Down Low]

Zero chance. Stop sweating it so much. You're making my monitor wet.

 

[Scaramouche]

dear Noob,
Oh No mate,stop worrying just enjoy....Something like that happening to a 56 year Old is akin to a second coming...but don't get too involved with her either,her second Spring will only last for three or four months at most....Interesting though,I started banging a 52 Year Sheilah some years ago,she hadn't had it for a long long while either,lot of fun till she started bleeding....Hmmm....but as she was a professional and would in her own interests nip anything unusual in the bud,then I never worried!

 

[DJnoob]

dear Noob,
Oh No mate,stop worrying just enjoy....Something like that happening to a 56 year Old is akin to a second coming...but don't get too involved with her either,her second Spring will only last for three or four months at most....Interesting though,I started banging a 52 Year Sheilah some years ago,she hadn't had it for a long long while either,lot of fun till she started bleeding....Hmmm....but as she was a professional and would in her own interests nip anything unusual in the bud,then I never worried!

Hi, scaramouche

What did she tell u before u banged her without condom?

HER STATUS:
1. She's been having sex with her x since she was 35 years old without condom and never got pregnant.
2. She had unprotected sex when she was 3 years ago (age 52) and still didn't get pregnant.
3. Had her RIGHT tube tied up.
** She recently had a really strong period 7 months ago during her menopause staage period. So she called up her oncologist who operated on her and he said "If you don't get anymore MENOPAUSAL period within 4-5 months then thats your last period. You won't get pregnant anymore"

 

[DJnoob]

i am so going nuts over this shiet.. Sex isnt worth this shiet. fuack sex. Seriously.

 

[Scaramouche]

Dear DJNoob,
She claimed she hadn't had it for 13 Years,I later saw her ex,and the reason was obvious,he was a Paramedic,and bvggered his back,lifting someone out of a crashed car....poor chap was bent double....I think she was genuine,she still got his groceries,maybe gave him a head job....she was a professional Psycho therapist....nutty as a fruit cake!

 

[DJnoob]

Dear DJNoob,
She claimed she hadn't had it for 13 Years,I later saw her ex,and the reason was obvious,he was a Paramedic,and bvggered his back,lifting someone out of a crashed car....poor chap was bent double....I think she was genuine,she still got his groceries,maybe gave him a head job....she was a professional Psycho therapist....nutty as a fruit cake!

1. hadn't had for 13 years? her period?
2. how long ago since you came in her?

 

[Albatross953]

Dude, she's 56! Calm down! No way is she pregnant..don't worry about it!

 

[Scaramouche]

Hey Noob,
Go and talk to your Doctor!

 

[DJnoob]

update.

Had her do pregnancy test week 2: negative
1 month after: negative

she felt sick for a day or two though..

 

[BMX]

Yeah glad all is well with your situation as it should be. I had one a couple years younger than that and she claimed she was still going through menopause but I wrapped it regardless.

 

[DJnoob]

Yeah glad all is well with your situation as it should be. I had one a couple years younger than that and she claimed she was still going through menopause but I wrapped it regardless.

right, thats what she told me too. Wrapped it as in u put on condom?