"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Posting a job ad for secretaries to seduce new immigrants

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....looking for sexy attractive women to work at my sales office that has excellent communication skills, computer literate, to work for enterprise company with opportunities of advancement and promotion. Please call for an interview.

Then rent an office downtown as a gig to meet these girls ($ 20.00/hour is the going rate usually if that's worth it, although I think you can meet them at a coffee shop for an informal interview).

Then you are meeting lots of sexy women, and then try to qualify them for this job and then you work your seduction charm, and they will respond nicely if they think it will get them hired for whatever BS job there is and do anything you say.

Never tried this. Sounds easy. Has anyone tried this before?

I want to get new immigrant Indian girls or sexy immigrant girls in my life that can barely speak English, but know how to please a guy, is this the best way to do it?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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HAHAHA that was funny...I was groggy and tired because I worked out and was getitng ready to sleep but this thread made me laugh so loud! Good job dude he11 ya go for it and post some pics of those indian chics if you get an asian pass her to me I never had an asian before! Good luck lol!
 
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that's genius!~
 
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....looking for sexy attractive women to work at my sales office that has excellent communication skills, computer literate, to work for enterprise company with opportunities of advancement and promotion. Please call for an interview.

Don't put the underlined part in the ad.

I wish I knew Canadian law well enough to tell you the exact way that you could get sued.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Don't forget to tell them that interviews will be held in the basement of your parents house.

Oh and don't forget to mention that it's a plus if they like Star wars and Star Trek.

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spiff said:
I think you've forgotten to hit the "lock" button.
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Seconded!

Anyway. Luke, if you are remotely serious, you have issues!!!

Incidentally, surely your very religious parents are going to mind more about this than they would if you brought home an American girl?
 
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