"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Posting a job ad for secretaries to seduce new immigrants

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....looking for sexy attractive women to work at my sales office that has excellent communication skills, computer literate, to work for enterprise company with opportunities of advancement and promotion. Please call for an interview.

Then rent an office downtown as a gig to meet these girls ($ 20.00/hour is the going rate usually if that's worth it, although I think you can meet them at a coffee shop for an informal interview).

Then you are meeting lots of sexy women, and then try to qualify them for this job and then you work your seduction charm, and they will respond nicely if they think it will get them hired for whatever BS job there is and do anything you say.

Never tried this. Sounds easy. Has anyone tried this before?

I want to get new immigrant Indian girls or sexy immigrant girls in my life that can barely speak English, but know how to please a guy, is this the best way to do it?
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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HAHAHA that was funny...I was groggy and tired because I worked out and was getitng ready to sleep but this thread made me laugh so loud! Good job dude he11 ya go for it and post some pics of those indian chics if you get an asian pass her to me I never had an asian before! Good luck lol!
 
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that's genius!~
 
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....looking for sexy attractive women to work at my sales office that has excellent communication skills, computer literate, to work for enterprise company with opportunities of advancement and promotion. Please call for an interview.

Don't put the underlined part in the ad.

I wish I knew Canadian law well enough to tell you the exact way that you could get sued.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Don't forget to tell them that interviews will be held in the basement of your parents house.

Oh and don't forget to mention that it's a plus if they like Star wars and Star Trek.

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spiff said:
I think you've forgotten to hit the "lock" button.
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Seconded!

Anyway. Luke, if you are remotely serious, you have issues!!!

Incidentally, surely your very religious parents are going to mind more about this than they would if you brought home an American girl?
 
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