"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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sux2bu

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It's better to be single than to wish you were!

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Francisco d'Anconia

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Originally posted by sux2bu
It's better to be single than to wish you were!

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D@MN!!! BEEN THERE!!!! :D
 

Ricky

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"Always remember, no matter how beautiful she is, there is some guy somewhere who is sick of her sh*t"

I second that one but there are so many of them.

The one about the word relationship shouldn't come out of your mouth until you come in her mouth is great!


Some good quotes should be some that you come up with as well, because they exemplify your own approach to life.

One I often tell myself is "Practice the fundamentals"
That is a quote commonly used in sports when people are in a rut.

I know if I practice the fundamentals with all the women I meet, it may not turn out perfectly with all of them, but it will certainly work for alot of them.

I always tell myself practice the fundamentals when I get off track and start doing AFC things or have a bad day.
 

Alen-Delon

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NEVER
NEVER
NEVER
QUIT
Winston Churchil....
 

justjosh47

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The saddest thing in life is wasted talent. You can have all the talent in the world, but if you dont do the right thing nothig happens. But when you do right good things happen.

The choices you make will shape your life forever.


Movie quote-The Bronx Tale

life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

- George Bernard Shaw

Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to realize this. For the world was built to develop character, and we must learn that the setbacks and griefs which we endure help us in our marching onward.

-Henry Ford



My Favorite-What I once thought I was is what I have become..-Don Juan Demarcoe
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Gonzalo

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"You'll never hear James Bond ask a woman to talk 'about us'"
 

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The brave may not live forever....
But the cautious dont live at all...
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Blue Phoenix

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" I have a comfortable relationship with my BF (he’s rich/he’s got a big car/d!ck, whatever). I won’t leave him for you, but flirting with losers like you is my favorite hobby. I like to feel desirable, beautiful, lovable. Once you are hooked, I mention my BF and Gosh do I love to see that desperation in your eyes! Jubilation! Oh…the poor little teddy bear has a crush on me. Oh… you are so cute… "

"I am manipulative and cold hearted "Man with tits" I know that if I admit I’m not attracted to you, then you'll bail."

"don’t listen to your bullsh!t detector! Everything is all right. Yeah, that’s right, look at my tits… "

"If you see a woman with a lot of pseudo-platonic male friends, it's the equivalent of walking into a dark cave and then seeing thousands of corpses when you strike a match. There's something in the cave that you probably aren't ready for"

"NEVER, EVER, EVER get in a relationship with an attention wh0re. Like a vampire, they just suck your personal energy until you a broken man"
 
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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Blue Phoenix

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Originally posted by Nocturnal
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What kind of quote is that man? :D
 

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"Who Dares Wins."

British special air services motto.
 

Sexy_Malibu

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I don't know who said this...

"Your character is who you really are... your reputation is only who others think you are. Know the difference".

And I said this one myself:

"Standards? Those are those things you lower when you're really drunk and/or really horny right?" ;)
 

Luveno

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"If women knew what they wanted, men would buy Cosmo."
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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