meh
Don Juan
haha ill have to try that one day
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Post Ur ****Y/FUNNY!
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“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
LilJuan
Don Juan
I am ****y, and really funny, being a smartass comes naturally to me. I always have some comment about something. I guess I come off as arrogant because its just not working. I don't know if I am trying to be to much of a d1ck or what. My friend said I am a jerk, just not the right kind. WTF? I thought all *******s had chics wanting them. 
legolas
Master Don Juan
That's why you have to be smooth and playful. I came off as arrogant and a jerk in the beginning of my c/f "career" but now have softened it a lot noticing that it actually got people mad inside when I was being a smart ass. Now I usually go for the playful and funny.Originally posted by LilJuan
I am ****y, and really funny, being a smartass comes naturally to me. I always have some comment about something. I guess I come off as arrogant because its just not working. I don't know if I am trying to be to much of a d1ck or what. My friend said I am a jerk, just not the right kind. WTF? I thought all *******s had chics wanting them.
I've found that using a word as a meaning for something else, without saying the other word but making sure they knew what I was talking about, workes wonders.
Example:
A girl at work was showing me how she had pierced her tongue and I said "Why did you do it, so you could enhance your *life*?enhancing the meaning of the word by using my fingers to put quotes around it as I said it. She got it, and laughed. I followed up with "I hear the difference in sensations is incredible, and not just the kissing but *other* things too." She cracked up.
Player_Supreme
Banned
ho: "im sorry"
smoothbosspimp: "you better be.....just dont do it again".. (u oughta be grinning when you say that)
How about this instead:
smoothbosspimp: you don't have to debase yourself and put yourself down just to get my attention babygirl....oh and don't grin when you say it...grinning is for chumps. a slight ****y smile is ok though
smoothbosspimp: "you better be.....just dont do it again".. (u oughta be grinning when you say that)
How about this instead:
smoothbosspimp: you don't have to debase yourself and put yourself down just to get my attention babygirl....oh and don't grin when you say it...grinning is for chumps. a slight ****y smile is ok though
LilJuan
Don Juan
Funny thing happened today. I was talking to my friend about what my problem is. One of the HB he works with, I met her a while back and was basically being a jerk, said that I am to sarcastic and arrogant. I said yeah I have figured that out, now what to do about it.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Kanadasutra
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Most of the time, i improvise but this time it was almost textbook exemple..
I'll skip the details even if it is funny but there it goes:
"Dont touch me, it will be 30$"
she touche me again...
"60$"
again..
"90$"
again
"120$"
She hit me hard and tell me "i owe you 500$"
I hit her lap very hard and say "Where even!"
I pay for my beer... She lean toward me and tell me "you are funny.."
I take that as an strong IOI, lean toward her as i would tell her something in her ear but just stay side-face to her and tease her near her lips just like i would go for a kiss... And i just go for it...
Complete tonguedown follow!
That was money!
I'll skip the details even if it is funny but there it goes:
"Dont touch me, it will be 30$"
she touche me again...
"60$"
again..
"90$"
again
"120$"
She hit me hard and tell me "i owe you 500$"
I hit her lap very hard and say "Where even!"
I pay for my beer... She lean toward me and tell me "you are funny.."
I take that as an strong IOI, lean toward her as i would tell her something in her ear but just stay side-face to her and tease her near her lips just like i would go for a kiss... And i just go for it...
Complete tonguedown follow!
That was money!
Translation is pretty hard for me, but I'll try.
We were in Paris, a friend girl often walks to the other side of the street when red light is on. At one moment I say sth like:
(...) you're a lucky person. As for me - I can't walk on red lights. If something would happen to me while doing this - future generations would never forgive me
She laughed, I said something even funnier, but I don't remember it right now.
One of techniques is to say something so surreal that it just can't be taken seriously, doing it with a totally straight face strengthens the effect.
We were in Paris, a friend girl often walks to the other side of the street when red light is on. At one moment I say sth like:
(...) you're a lucky person. As for me - I can't walk on red lights. If something would happen to me while doing this - future generations would never forgive me
She laughed, I said something even funnier, but I don't remember it right now.
One of techniques is to say something so surreal that it just can't be taken seriously, doing it with a totally straight face strengthens the effect.