meh
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haha ill have to try that one day
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Post Ur ****Y/FUNNY!
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LilJuan
Don Juan
I am ****y, and really funny, being a smartass comes naturally to me. I always have some comment about something. I guess I come off as arrogant because its just not working. I don't know if I am trying to be to much of a d1ck or what. My friend said I am a jerk, just not the right kind. WTF? I thought all *******s had chics wanting them. 
legolas
Master Don Juan
That's why you have to be smooth and playful. I came off as arrogant and a jerk in the beginning of my c/f "career" but now have softened it a lot noticing that it actually got people mad inside when I was being a smart ass. Now I usually go for the playful and funny.Originally posted by LilJuan
I am ****y, and really funny, being a smartass comes naturally to me. I always have some comment about something. I guess I come off as arrogant because its just not working. I don't know if I am trying to be to much of a d1ck or what. My friend said I am a jerk, just not the right kind. WTF? I thought all *******s had chics wanting them.
I've found that using a word as a meaning for something else, without saying the other word but making sure they knew what I was talking about, workes wonders.
Example:
A girl at work was showing me how she had pierced her tongue and I said "Why did you do it, so you could enhance your *life*?enhancing the meaning of the word by using my fingers to put quotes around it as I said it. She got it, and laughed. I followed up with "I hear the difference in sensations is incredible, and not just the kissing but *other* things too." She cracked up.
Player_Supreme
Banned
ho: "im sorry"
smoothbosspimp: "you better be.....just dont do it again".. (u oughta be grinning when you say that)
How about this instead:
smoothbosspimp: you don't have to debase yourself and put yourself down just to get my attention babygirl....oh and don't grin when you say it...grinning is for chumps. a slight ****y smile is ok though
smoothbosspimp: "you better be.....just dont do it again".. (u oughta be grinning when you say that)
How about this instead:
smoothbosspimp: you don't have to debase yourself and put yourself down just to get my attention babygirl....oh and don't grin when you say it...grinning is for chumps. a slight ****y smile is ok though
LilJuan
Don Juan
Funny thing happened today. I was talking to my friend about what my problem is. One of the HB he works with, I met her a while back and was basically being a jerk, said that I am to sarcastic and arrogant. I said yeah I have figured that out, now what to do about it.
What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.
You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.
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Kanadasutra
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Most of the time, i improvise but this time it was almost textbook exemple..
I'll skip the details even if it is funny but there it goes:
"Dont touch me, it will be 30$"
she touche me again...
"60$"
again..
"90$"
again
"120$"
She hit me hard and tell me "i owe you 500$"
I hit her lap very hard and say "Where even!"
I pay for my beer... She lean toward me and tell me "you are funny.."
I take that as an strong IOI, lean toward her as i would tell her something in her ear but just stay side-face to her and tease her near her lips just like i would go for a kiss... And i just go for it...
Complete tonguedown follow!
That was money!
I'll skip the details even if it is funny but there it goes:
"Dont touch me, it will be 30$"
she touche me again...
"60$"
again..
"90$"
again
"120$"
She hit me hard and tell me "i owe you 500$"
I hit her lap very hard and say "Where even!"
I pay for my beer... She lean toward me and tell me "you are funny.."
I take that as an strong IOI, lean toward her as i would tell her something in her ear but just stay side-face to her and tease her near her lips just like i would go for a kiss... And i just go for it...
Complete tonguedown follow!
That was money!
Translation is pretty hard for me, but I'll try.
We were in Paris, a friend girl often walks to the other side of the street when red light is on. At one moment I say sth like:
(...) you're a lucky person. As for me - I can't walk on red lights. If something would happen to me while doing this - future generations would never forgive me
She laughed, I said something even funnier, but I don't remember it right now.
One of techniques is to say something so surreal that it just can't be taken seriously, doing it with a totally straight face strengthens the effect.
We were in Paris, a friend girl often walks to the other side of the street when red light is on. At one moment I say sth like:
(...) you're a lucky person. As for me - I can't walk on red lights. If something would happen to me while doing this - future generations would never forgive me
She laughed, I said something even funnier, but I don't remember it right now.
One of techniques is to say something so surreal that it just can't be taken seriously, doing it with a totally straight face strengthens the effect.