"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Remulak

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It was like any other bar night for me and afew of my friends going to a local bar to celebrate the end of finals. I drank quite a bit that night but like most college students, I know my alcohol limit. I was completely incoherent that night and could barely talk. I suspect that my oneitis and her friends had something to do with it. They seemed overly nice to me that night. One of her friends which I've barely said afew words to was being strange to me and overly talkative. My oneitis seemed overly friendly also. I don't know why but I have a gut feeling that they had something to do with this. I can't think of any reason why they would do anything like that though. A few weeks prior to this night I have been pretty much ignoring my oneitis except for a few AIM coversations that she has initiated. I'm thinking that she may have drugged me so I would talk to her that night but I don't know maybe I'm being paranoid. I suspect she's an attention wh0re by the way. She essentially LJBFed me afew weeks ago and I at first tried in vain to explain that I was looking for something more than a friend. I wasn't overboard with it or anything I simply said I don't know if I have anything to offer as a friend but eventually said I would and went on my way. Ever since then she has intiated every AIM conversation (she's not big into the phone...alittle immature and shy) Has this ever happened to anyone? Do you think an attention wh0re would take it as far as drugging me to get me to give her attention? How would I go about bringing this up without seeming like an interrogation?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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:crackup: - that's good. An AW drugging you for futher unantiquated attention. It will become a new craze, AWs drugging guys they LJBFed and all for that ever important attention to stroke their egos.

No .. she didn't drug you. Treat her like crap and she'll become your slave.
 

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you got a lot of help in this thread.

Maybe they slipped you a bit of something, so who cares as long as you didnt make an ass out of yourself its all good.

if you really believe this then just finish all your drinks before you go anywhere so as not to leave them unattended.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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You didn't wake up with a sore azz, did you?

If so, then you definitely were drugged.
 

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I woke up in my own bed thank you....a very hot friend of mine(girl) drove me home who happens to be one of my best friends ex-gf's(damn). She knows I wouldn't hit it because of my friend and she's all over me all the time....ahh the fickleness.
 
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