"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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How many of you would pose nude in a mag like Playgirl? I think it would be kinda cool knowing that all these women were lusting after my naked body.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Id do it for money but honestly I dont think anyone would be lusting after my body.
 
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Probably be a lot more gay males masturbating to your body than women lusting after it.
 
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I'd do it, but I don't think it would be "all those women" who'd be lusting after my naked body,..heh.
 
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i have a nice body and c*ck. why not.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Sounds just a tad bit homosexual to me.
 
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Ya, i think its way diff in a mans case. For when a woman poses nude, the main target of attention is male, whereas if a guy poses nude i think he mite get more attention from homos than HB's.

So bust your balls out and enjoy other men sitting and wanking to your buttchecks all day long.
 
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That's how Ron Jeremy's career got started :rock:
 
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This one chick once wanted me to pose nude for a drawing she was doing for her art class. I chickened out though, back in my AFC days. I regret it big time, could've been fun. I'd consider myself an exhibitionist and I'd do it nowadays in a second.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Ehh, I'd probably do it if there was some compensation. Wouldn't have to be much, say a bj from the girl taking the pictures...
 
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what kind of self respecting decent girl would read playgirl? honestly I think the only people lusting after your body would be gay guys and gross old women, but if I got paid enough I would do it.
 
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Funny, just the other day I pondered the nude modeling route for art classes, because I really should get some part-time income in addition to my full-time job. But for Playgirl? Do you really want to chance getting hit on gay guys who recognize you from their... quiet moments?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Deep Dish said:
Funny, just the other day I pondered the nude modeling route for art classes, because I really should get some part-time income in addition to my full-time job. But for Playgirl? Do you really want to chance getting hit on gay guys who recognize you from their... quiet moments?
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Dude, who do you think takes those art classes? Probably the same guys who read Playgirl. Gay guys always love to load up on art classes.

I quick sketched you. You like??
http://photos21.flickr.com/25606129_c6847eb8db_o.jpg
 
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sparky0000 said:
Dude, who do you think takes those art classes? Probably the same guys who read Playgirl. Gay guys always love to load up on art classes.
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I didn't take a look at the picture but you might have a good point.
 
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Charm&Style said:
...even if the girl looks like a monkey?
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If you're into bestiality, go for it...:eek:

As for me, since senior year of high school I have not been with anything less then an 8...:rockon:
 
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ExploringOne said:
If you're into bestiality, go for it...:eek:

As for me, since senior year of high school I have not been with anything less then an 8...:rockon:
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Where do they put these numbers on females? Do I have to flip her over to find where the number 8 is? Numbers mean nothing. An eight to you might be a three to another dude. Now, I would propose that you post pictures of girls and I will give you their official score. I'm tough, but fair. Let the games begin. :up:
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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