"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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This girl, proly one of the most popular in school, is.. like a lot of girls on Myspace. So I msged her and made her a friend. Everybody adding comments to her is like 'Lets hang out more!'. And stuff like that. But, she comments me and was like "I think we went th elementary school togehter, if you see me in teh hall, stop and tlak with me!' ( We are in differnt grades if you are wondering. )

I was thinking about NOT having any communication with her tomorrow, and waiting till friday and talking wtih her. Good idea? What do that masters say?

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Smart thinking on the waiting ploy, just don't take it to extremes and ignore her if you see her on the basis it's too early.

Still..not a big fan of MySpace, it's so shallow and fake, nothing will ever beat meeting/communicating with a girl face to face.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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juelz DIP DIP santana SET SET. roly poly i like to eat boogie boogies. eight boom skate voom voom. its family ties DIPSET DIPSET. Camron is a lyrical genius :crackup:
 
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Wow.. Just go up and talk to her.. UR over thinking.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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usually i'm not one to like rip on people but dude cmon...you don't pick up chicks on myspace :(
 
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Originally posted by tyguy
DAFS- Do a fvcking search.
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How about instead, you don't use stupid acronyms to try and make your self look like some cool, elite, "in-the-know" DJ?
 
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