"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Popping Wood?

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Yo, do you guys ever get a boner when you don't want to?

I mean like if your at church or school whatever, and you just pop wood for no reason, what do you guys do to bring him back down.

I not saying that this happens to me but, im just curious, CAN ANY OF YOU KEEP LIL JON OUT OF THE PARTY ON COMMAND?

I mean if it happens to me, then well its hard not to notice I FREEKING 16 INCHES!!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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first of all... your not 16 inches

second yah it happens but you gotta find a way to hide it ... "tucking up" is a solid method.
 
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Your right its not 16 inches, I lied!






ITS 18 BUT WHOS COUNTING!!!!

Anyways what you mean tucking up, pulling your dik up so its smashed agaist my bely button and my belt?

Don't think so.........TOO OBVIOUS!!
 
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Originally posted by whyshy
Yo, do you guys ever get a boner when you don't want to?

I mean like if your at church or school whatever, and you just pop wood for no reason, what do you guys do to bring him back down.

I not saying that this happens to me but, im just curious, CAN ANY OF YOU KEEP LIL JON OUT OF THE PARTY ON COMMAND?

I mean if it happens to me, then well its hard not to notice I FREEKING 16 INCHES!!
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STop makin us laugh you know you dont have any 16 in. LMAO thats funny. mines a 7.5 i know u cant top that! lol....but dude try ant count from 100 backward, or just think of mud.
 
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7.5 PLEASE!!! IF I WAS A GIRL, MY CL*T WOULD BE BIGGER THAN YOURS!!!

Anyways, sometimes when i try to think about something else, well i can't. <----this is only on a rare few occassions.

I dont pop wood everywhere i go, BUT people think i do, IM JUST LIKE "BIOTCH THATS THE NORMAL SIZE"
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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16 inches?

Do you use both hands to pleasure yourself? Are your balls tennis ball size too?

Have you ever had sex? Probably not. :down:

Must suck to be you. 16 inches and you're on this forum.
 
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Originally posted by whyshy
7.5 PLEASE!!! IF I WAS A GIRL, MY CL*T WOULD BE BIGGER THAN YOURS!!!

Anyways, sometimes when i try to think about something else, well i can't. <----this is only on a rare few occassions.

I dont pop wood everywhere i go, BUT people think i do, IM JUST LIKE "BIOTCH THATS THE NORMAL SIZE"
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LMAO. THat **** happen to me all the time.....ill be walkin lookin all cool then some b*tch would be crackin up and talkin bout how its stickin out then ill be like ***** if ur so amazed u should wait till it get hard!.
 
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Yo, MVP, AC/DC is a big d8ck hater.!!!!:crackup: :crackup:

Just messing AC.

Any tips guys.
 
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whyshy I warned you once, you keep posting sh*t it'll be a ban.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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