"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Popping Wood?

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Yo, do you guys ever get a boner when you don't want to?

I mean like if your at church or school whatever, and you just pop wood for no reason, what do you guys do to bring him back down.

I not saying that this happens to me but, im just curious, CAN ANY OF YOU KEEP LIL JON OUT OF THE PARTY ON COMMAND?

I mean if it happens to me, then well its hard not to notice I FREEKING 16 INCHES!!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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first of all... your not 16 inches

second yah it happens but you gotta find a way to hide it ... "tucking up" is a solid method.
 

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Your right its not 16 inches, I lied!






ITS 18 BUT WHOS COUNTING!!!!

Anyways what you mean tucking up, pulling your dik up so its smashed agaist my bely button and my belt?

Don't think so.........TOO OBVIOUS!!
 
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Originally posted by whyshy
Yo, do you guys ever get a boner when you don't want to?

I mean like if your at church or school whatever, and you just pop wood for no reason, what do you guys do to bring him back down.

I not saying that this happens to me but, im just curious, CAN ANY OF YOU KEEP LIL JON OUT OF THE PARTY ON COMMAND?

I mean if it happens to me, then well its hard not to notice I FREEKING 16 INCHES!!
STop makin us laugh you know you dont have any 16 in. LMAO thats funny. mines a 7.5 i know u cant top that! lol....but dude try ant count from 100 backward, or just think of mud.
 

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7.5 PLEASE!!! IF I WAS A GIRL, MY CL*T WOULD BE BIGGER THAN YOURS!!!

Anyways, sometimes when i try to think about something else, well i can't. <----this is only on a rare few occassions.

I dont pop wood everywhere i go, BUT people think i do, IM JUST LIKE "BIOTCH THATS THE NORMAL SIZE"
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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16 inches?

Do you use both hands to pleasure yourself? Are your balls tennis ball size too?

Have you ever had sex? Probably not. :down:

Must suck to be you. 16 inches and you're on this forum.
 
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Originally posted by whyshy
7.5 PLEASE!!! IF I WAS A GIRL, MY CL*T WOULD BE BIGGER THAN YOURS!!!

Anyways, sometimes when i try to think about something else, well i can't. <----this is only on a rare few occassions.

I dont pop wood everywhere i go, BUT people think i do, IM JUST LIKE "BIOTCH THATS THE NORMAL SIZE"

LMAO. THat **** happen to me all the time.....ill be walkin lookin all cool then some b*tch would be crackin up and talkin bout how its stickin out then ill be like ***** if ur so amazed u should wait till it get hard!.
 

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Yo, MVP, AC/DC is a big d8ck hater.!!!!:crackup: :crackup:

Just messing AC.

Any tips guys.
 

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whyshy I warned you once, you keep posting sh*t it'll be a ban.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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