"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Popping Wood?

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Yo, do you guys ever get a boner when you don't want to?

I mean like if your at church or school whatever, and you just pop wood for no reason, what do you guys do to bring him back down.

I not saying that this happens to me but, im just curious, CAN ANY OF YOU KEEP LIL JON OUT OF THE PARTY ON COMMAND?

I mean if it happens to me, then well its hard not to notice I FREEKING 16 INCHES!!
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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first of all... your not 16 inches

second yah it happens but you gotta find a way to hide it ... "tucking up" is a solid method.
 
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Your right its not 16 inches, I lied!






ITS 18 BUT WHOS COUNTING!!!!

Anyways what you mean tucking up, pulling your dik up so its smashed agaist my bely button and my belt?

Don't think so.........TOO OBVIOUS!!
 
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Originally posted by whyshy
Yo, do you guys ever get a boner when you don't want to?

I mean like if your at church or school whatever, and you just pop wood for no reason, what do you guys do to bring him back down.

I not saying that this happens to me but, im just curious, CAN ANY OF YOU KEEP LIL JON OUT OF THE PARTY ON COMMAND?

I mean if it happens to me, then well its hard not to notice I FREEKING 16 INCHES!!
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STop makin us laugh you know you dont have any 16 in. LMAO thats funny. mines a 7.5 i know u cant top that! lol....but dude try ant count from 100 backward, or just think of mud.
 
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7.5 PLEASE!!! IF I WAS A GIRL, MY CL*T WOULD BE BIGGER THAN YOURS!!!

Anyways, sometimes when i try to think about something else, well i can't. <----this is only on a rare few occassions.

I dont pop wood everywhere i go, BUT people think i do, IM JUST LIKE "BIOTCH THATS THE NORMAL SIZE"
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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16 inches?

Do you use both hands to pleasure yourself? Are your balls tennis ball size too?

Have you ever had sex? Probably not. :down:

Must suck to be you. 16 inches and you're on this forum.
 
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Originally posted by whyshy
7.5 PLEASE!!! IF I WAS A GIRL, MY CL*T WOULD BE BIGGER THAN YOURS!!!

Anyways, sometimes when i try to think about something else, well i can't. <----this is only on a rare few occassions.

I dont pop wood everywhere i go, BUT people think i do, IM JUST LIKE "BIOTCH THATS THE NORMAL SIZE"
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LMAO. THat **** happen to me all the time.....ill be walkin lookin all cool then some b*tch would be crackin up and talkin bout how its stickin out then ill be like ***** if ur so amazed u should wait till it get hard!.
 
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Yo, MVP, AC/DC is a big d8ck hater.!!!!:crackup: :crackup:

Just messing AC.

Any tips guys.
 
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whyshy I warned you once, you keep posting sh*t it'll be a ban.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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