"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"pool got my daughter pregnant" HAHAHAHAHAH!

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http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3394806.html?menu=


A Polish mum is suing an Egyptian hotel after claiming her daughter got pregnant using their mixed swimming pool.

The bizarre claim surfaced as Magdalena Kwiatkowska demanded compensation after her 13-year-old daughter came back from the family holiday expecting a baby.

Tourist authorities in Warsaw confirmed they had received the complaint which states that the girl conceived because of stray sperm in the pool.

"The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there and is determined to go ahead with the case," said one travel industry source.


- I was just thinking, I havent heard any pollock jokes in a LONG time!
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

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news flash for the mother: your daughter's a wh0re, live with it and obtain commen sence. (unless it turns out the lifeguards' been jacking off in the pool, by all means go ahead if this happened)
 

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Wow. Sperm surviving in a pool.

As the old saying goes, "Denial ain't just a river in Egypt."
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

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Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Probably got those herpes from the toilet seat too
 

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congrats mom, your daughters a *****. I see many more divine miracle pregnancies in this girls future.
 

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MSwrestler said:
Rofl.. Chlorine anyone?
I did some cursory research and it is theoretically possible for a girl to get pregnant from pool water. There's a small chance if the pool wasn't properly maintained and the water was within a certain temperature range, but only for a few minutes and it's extremely unlikely the sperm could swim the distance before perishing.
 

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even if it's possible she could've gotten preganant by the pool,
we should'nt forget that this is a teenage girl who got pregnant.

most woman have a fear of them or their daughters being seen as a s1ut who got knocked out so they'll do whatever it takes to combat that.
 

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The creativity of women to deny how a slut they can be is amazing,the army should hire this woman in the creative team for new weapons.
 

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The only way I can see this happening is if a guy literally RIGHT next to her was wacking off in the pool and then exploded while making her sit on his lap.

Even then. the Girl should have a swim suit on and the sperm would have to make it up into the Vagina and into the Uterus

This Situation would be nearly impossible and is about the closest thing you can get without out right sex in the the pool

this girl had sex. the Mom is in denial. the court will probably laugh her out of the court room. I know i would
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

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Is it even possible for the sperm cells to get inside the vagina from the outside?
 

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Captain Harlock said:
Is it even possible for the sperm cells to get inside the vagina from the outside?

Not very likely

D1cks are long and hard for a reason
 

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I think she would have made a stronger case by saying the guy in the pool got her daughter pregnant.
 

Guoy Darko

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Da Realist said:
I think she would have made a stronger case by saying the guy in the pool got her daughter pregnant.
Yes, but in that case you cannot sue the hotel anymore. You have to find the guy. And that's really hard to do when she gives birth to a child and the DNA test shows it's not him.
 
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