"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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"pool got my daughter pregnant" HAHAHAHAHAH!

horaholic

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http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3394806.html?menu=


A Polish mum is suing an Egyptian hotel after claiming her daughter got pregnant using their mixed swimming pool.

The bizarre claim surfaced as Magdalena Kwiatkowska demanded compensation after her 13-year-old daughter came back from the family holiday expecting a baby.

Tourist authorities in Warsaw confirmed they had received the complaint which states that the girl conceived because of stray sperm in the pool.

"The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there and is determined to go ahead with the case," said one travel industry source.


- I was just thinking, I havent heard any pollock jokes in a LONG time!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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pjtheman

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news flash for the mother: your daughter's a wh0re, live with it and obtain commen sence. (unless it turns out the lifeguards' been jacking off in the pool, by all means go ahead if this happened)
 

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Wow. Sperm surviving in a pool.

As the old saying goes, "Denial ain't just a river in Egypt."
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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WhitePimp

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Probably got those herpes from the toilet seat too
 

WolfyStyles

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congrats mom, your daughters a *****. I see many more divine miracle pregnancies in this girls future.
 

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MSwrestler said:
Rofl.. Chlorine anyone?
I did some cursory research and it is theoretically possible for a girl to get pregnant from pool water. There's a small chance if the pool wasn't properly maintained and the water was within a certain temperature range, but only for a few minutes and it's extremely unlikely the sperm could swim the distance before perishing.
 

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even if it's possible she could've gotten preganant by the pool,
we should'nt forget that this is a teenage girl who got pregnant.

most woman have a fear of them or their daughters being seen as a s1ut who got knocked out so they'll do whatever it takes to combat that.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Son of anarchy

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The creativity of women to deny how a slut they can be is amazing,the army should hire this woman in the creative team for new weapons.
 

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The only way I can see this happening is if a guy literally RIGHT next to her was wacking off in the pool and then exploded while making her sit on his lap.

Even then. the Girl should have a swim suit on and the sperm would have to make it up into the Vagina and into the Uterus

This Situation would be nearly impossible and is about the closest thing you can get without out right sex in the the pool

this girl had sex. the Mom is in denial. the court will probably laugh her out of the court room. I know i would
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Captain Harlock

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Is it even possible for the sperm cells to get inside the vagina from the outside?
 

Ganondorf

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Captain Harlock said:
Is it even possible for the sperm cells to get inside the vagina from the outside?

Not very likely

D1cks are long and hard for a reason
 

Da Realist

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I think she would have made a stronger case by saying the guy in the pool got her daughter pregnant.
 

Guoy Darko

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Da Realist said:
I think she would have made a stronger case by saying the guy in the pool got her daughter pregnant.
Yes, but in that case you cannot sue the hotel anymore. You have to find the guy. And that's really hard to do when she gives birth to a child and the DNA test shows it's not him.
 
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