"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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"pool got my daughter pregnant" HAHAHAHAHAH!

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http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3394806.html?menu=


A Polish mum is suing an Egyptian hotel after claiming her daughter got pregnant using their mixed swimming pool.

The bizarre claim surfaced as Magdalena Kwiatkowska demanded compensation after her 13-year-old daughter came back from the family holiday expecting a baby.

Tourist authorities in Warsaw confirmed they had received the complaint which states that the girl conceived because of stray sperm in the pool.

"The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there and is determined to go ahead with the case," said one travel industry source.


- I was just thinking, I havent heard any pollock jokes in a LONG time!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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news flash for the mother: your daughter's a wh0re, live with it and obtain commen sence. (unless it turns out the lifeguards' been jacking off in the pool, by all means go ahead if this happened)
 

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Wow. Sperm surviving in a pool.

As the old saying goes, "Denial ain't just a river in Egypt."
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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WhitePimp

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Probably got those herpes from the toilet seat too
 

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congrats mom, your daughters a *****. I see many more divine miracle pregnancies in this girls future.
 

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MSwrestler said:
Rofl.. Chlorine anyone?
I did some cursory research and it is theoretically possible for a girl to get pregnant from pool water. There's a small chance if the pool wasn't properly maintained and the water was within a certain temperature range, but only for a few minutes and it's extremely unlikely the sperm could swim the distance before perishing.
 

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even if it's possible she could've gotten preganant by the pool,
we should'nt forget that this is a teenage girl who got pregnant.

most woman have a fear of them or their daughters being seen as a s1ut who got knocked out so they'll do whatever it takes to combat that.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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The creativity of women to deny how a slut they can be is amazing,the army should hire this woman in the creative team for new weapons.
 

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The only way I can see this happening is if a guy literally RIGHT next to her was wacking off in the pool and then exploded while making her sit on his lap.

Even then. the Girl should have a swim suit on and the sperm would have to make it up into the Vagina and into the Uterus

This Situation would be nearly impossible and is about the closest thing you can get without out right sex in the the pool

this girl had sex. the Mom is in denial. the court will probably laugh her out of the court room. I know i would
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Is it even possible for the sperm cells to get inside the vagina from the outside?
 

Ganondorf

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Captain Harlock said:
Is it even possible for the sperm cells to get inside the vagina from the outside?

Not very likely

D1cks are long and hard for a reason
 

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I think she would have made a stronger case by saying the guy in the pool got her daughter pregnant.
 

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Da Realist said:
I think she would have made a stronger case by saying the guy in the pool got her daughter pregnant.
Yes, but in that case you cannot sue the hotel anymore. You have to find the guy. And that's really hard to do when she gives birth to a child and the DNA test shows it's not him.
 
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