"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Asmodeus

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I can't handle too much seriousness, there's always something turning people's lives sour. I personally don't give a fvck anymore, there's no point to it.
Eh, if it is so fun I will give it a shot. Not necessarily to pick up women though if it helps then I would consider it bonus, just to see and understand this phenomenon. There must be some reason why so many people are doing it. It may be a fad, but still I am guided by curiosity. There are literally at least a couple people I see every night just on their cellphones walking down the street doing it.

But my god would it screw with people to see ME playing pokemon... I do not think such an image would compute. In fact, I think I have a bit of a jagged reputation around here, I think that being engaged in something kind of cheesy and childish would possibly soften that (which may not be a bad thing). Whatever, my curiosity has peaked so I am at least checking it out.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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GTFO and go score some real cvnt you fagg0t.
Reality got your feelz bro? Its funny you said that cause just this morning I was pounding the wife thinking to myself ' I wonder if little Grewd got his pokeballs today?'.

 
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There are some really old salty out of touch people on this forum who'll be yelling at kids to get off their lawn in a few years.

My opinion; there's more than one way to skin a cat.
 

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I can't handle too much seriousness, there's always something turning people's lives sour. I personally don't give a fvck anymore, there's no point to it.
Translation: "Can't stand those people who bring me back to reality. Gonna go sit in my safe space with my pokedex."



Who pokenerds think they are:



who they really are:

 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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^You forgot the image of the 35 year old man spending hours searching Google for pictures of Pokemon disses.
 

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Considering myself, my brother and my wife have all played through pokemon (the real game). I think we are qualified to give advice here. You want to pickup with pokemon, goto JAPAN. When white/black/anything other than Asian tries to emulate Asian culture, it looks pathetic and WRONG.. No different then white guys walking around with their pants down around their ankles, rapping and pretending to be thugs. Pokemon is for children... when grown men try to act like children it looks disgusting.

^You forgot the image of the 35 year old man spending hours searching Google for pictures of Pokemon disses.
Touche. I do it because I care, besides a picture is worth a thousand words, no? ;)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Some of you in here are talking about this game like you have some deeper issues. If you don't like the game then fine but there is no need to call people f@ggots or ****s or whatever.. what's more sad the people playing and enjoying the game or the people bitching about the people playing the game?

I have actually walked over 10 kilometers because of this game, the last time I have done that was never. It is undoubtedly good exercise and a good reason to go outside.

BTW ..I know a hot @ss bar girl, white and 24 years old that plays this game and I have seen a few hotties at the beach playing.. so it is not all fat losers.

Again my point is the HATE for this game on these forums is pathetic.. if you don't like it then fine... get over it.

I'm South Korean so I can play this game till I'm 40 and still be "within the social norm." But honestly I mostly see white people playing.. of all ages really.

This isn't World of Warcraft where you sit in a basement hours on end "raiding" some dungeon.

A few days ago instead of watching Trump/Pence V.S. Hilary for a few hours bored out of my mind I went out and got almost 3 hours of exercise.

Just wait until they release the ability to trade Pokemon and hopefully an actual battle system... people on these forums will cry END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!!
 

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Tried it out... seems kind of more like a scavenger hunt or some kind of geocaching to me... You just go to some place get these ball things which are some kind of way to entrap these bizzare animals and you go use your phone and get them.
These animal things kind of annoy me... I got some strange fish that looks like it flies or something and some angry looking purple chinchilla looking thing. Doesn't seem like there is a real point to it all, just being some kind of digital zookeeper with weird animals.
It is a bit odd... I do not think I understand much about it and I do not think I will continue utilizing it. However, I will credit it with one thing. It seems to be engaging people into doing more walking and getting around. This is something very positive, especially in America where we have so many people who all they do is sit on their butts. Unlike most video games this gets people up and out of their chair.
 

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Whenever I go out all I see are guys playing Pokemon. Though I have heard that there are some areas where girls play too.

Eventually the game is going to allow Pokemon trading and that's going to greatly improve the social aspect.

Hopefully soon I can unload my Pokéballs.
 

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Night game too!!! ...I've seen "goers" out at all hours.

But, I live by the beach, and a college also... YMMV.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Reality got your feelz bro? Its funny you said that cause just this morning I was pounding the wife thinking to myself ' I wonder if little Grewd got his pokeballs today?'.

A bit of a late reply. I've been out with my girlfriend getting a good tan, catching lots of Pokèmon, meeting new and old friends and having lots of fun. In between I was pounding my girlfriend not thinking about you at all.

I feel sorry for your wife. Congrats on getting the quotation right for once.

EDIT: Didn't notice the ban, that was about time.
 

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Some of you in here are talking about this game like you have some deeper issues. If you don't like the game then fine but there is no need to call people f@ggots or ****s or whatever.. what's more sad the people playing and enjoying the game or the people *****ing about the people playing the game?

I have actually walked over 10 kilometers because of this game, the last time I have done that was never. It is undoubtedly good exercise and a good reason to go outside.

BTW ..I know a hot @ss bar girl, white and 24 years old that plays this game and I have seen a few hotties at the beach playing.. so it is not all fat losers.

Again my point is the HATE for this game on these forums is pathetic.. if you don't like it then fine... get over it.

I'm South Korean so I can play this game till I'm 40 and still be "within the social norm." But honestly I mostly see white people playing.. of all ages really.

This isn't World of Warcraft where you sit in a basement hours on end "raiding" some dungeon.

A few days ago instead of watching Trump/Pence V.S. Hilary for a few hours bored out of my mind I went out and got almost 3 hours of exercise.

Just wait until they release the ability to trade Pokemon and hopefully an actual battle system... people on these forums will cry END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!!
It took a virtual game to get you to walk? You might want to have a talk with yourself. If you need Pokemon GO to make you want to improve your health, you are beyond hopeless. You should feel ashamed of what you typed. You should exercise for your own health, for your own physical improvement and to further develop yourself as an individual.

It's funny how the majority of people playing this have some sort of mental or self-esteem issue. Then again, the masses get entertained with a ball of yarn.

What could we seriously expect?

When one leaves a legacy, it will be remarkable to have been a "Pokemon Master". Morons.
 

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@Ronaldo7 Yeah, myself, all my friends, their girlfriends, my girlfriend and lots of cool people I've met have mental and self-esteem issues. To be honest I believe you are mentally disturbed judging by what you've been posting.

It's an advantage to be amused by such a simple thing as a ball of yarn. Better than never being happy because it's never good enough entertainment.
 

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It took a virtual game to get you to walk? You might want to have a talk with yourself. If you need Pokemon GO to make you want to improve your health, you are beyond hopeless. You should feel ashamed of what you typed. You should exercise for your own health, for your own physical improvement and to further develop yourself as an individual.

It's funny how the majority of people playing this have some sort of mental or self-esteem issue. Then again, the masses get entertained with a ball of yarn.

What could we seriously expect?

When one leaves a legacy, it will be remarkable to have been a "Pokemon Master". Morons.
Quit making assumptions "moron" I eat a strict Paleo diet and workout every day.
 
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