"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Point of no return with this girl? Help

nmartinez12443

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Went on a date thursday with a hb8 went very well and we agreed to meet up on Saturday night and go out to a bar. So I texted her at 1 pm to find out if she wanted to still do something. 7 hours latter at 8 pm i get this message:

Her "Hey i know we were suppose to hang out but I am supposed to go to Chicago with my friends we can hang out latter this week"

So I sent her this message

ME "Hey I got your message wish we could hang out next week but me and my friend are going to Mongolia to get his dog a sex change operation won't be back till April"

Her: "That was a joke right"

Me "Wish it was were getting on the plane right now see you in 5 months"

Now she has been calling me nonstop and I was wondering if I did go back out with her should I just say "it was a joke"
 

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You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

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Ollie

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haha nicely done. That's totally something I'd do. If she's calling you non stop I'd just play it cool for now. No better way to raise the interest level than to have her thinking about you all the time.
 

Gangster Of Love

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double post.
 

Gangster Of Love

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Very well done! She knows that you get it, and you are calling her on it. Call her back and give her some $hit. She's basically admiting she did wrong and willing to take your $hit because of it.

Tell her without even answering the question, "You're on probation for that, how will you make it up to me?", let her qualify herself to you. If she starts getting difficult or goofy, and it is obvious it is not going anywhere, just tell her you have to go.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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NewAndImproved

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Brilliant! What's the problem? I'm gonna have to use this in the upcoming weeks.
 
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