"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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POF forums didn't like my dating story thread =(

Naughty Ninja

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I posted a thread on a dating story I had off POF. They didn't like it and deleted it within five minutes, 45 reads, and three replies from chicks cracking up. LMAO.

Hairpiece/ Politics/Peasoup date fail.

I'll make this short and sweet. Ok. So I'll admit I wear a lead hairpiece. (Laugh all you want) The problem is I went on a meet from POF with a pretty hot chick a few evenings ago and I know I shouldn't have gone there but we got into a heated debate over politics and the economy. I got up from our table trying to get my point across and as I did my hairpiece slid off my head and into my pea soup. If that wasn't embarrassing enough my date pointed at it floating upside down in the pea soup, read the label and yelled: "It says Made in China!"

I put my hairpiece in a doggy bag, left and we haven't spoken since. It could've been worse. At least I snatched it from my pea soup before she could use it as a coaster for her drink or toss it like a Frisbee. I promise the forumites I'll try to restrain myself from getting excited over politics on my next meet.

Let this be a lesson to you. Don't wear a hairpiece, order pea soup nor discuss politics and the economy with your date. Especially if she's hot.





The below was a reply from one of the chicks I copied off the thread before it got deleted. Didn't have time to get the rest..Hahahahaha

Seriously dude wasnt it worth the date??? I mean where else will you get a story like that??? I love it. JUST love it. AND if you cant laugh at yourself WHO the hell can you laugh at? I can tell you, your date and all her girlfriends are giggling their butts off about the whole thing.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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AAAgent

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Amen to that.
 

juicywa

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orrr... he could offer his services to loser pof fags. he'd make bank.
 

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I'm not seeing the funny aspect of this..?
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Can you explain why this was deleted? I'm not familiar with POF's policies.
 

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Probably 'cause its not real / they realized you were just trolling. Crazy people take their dating lives seriously on PoF, you know. :crackup:
 

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You off your meds or something Naughty? You've been snapping all week dude! Relaaaaaax...
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Naughty Ninja

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SgtSplacker said:
You off your meds or something Naughty? You've been snapping all week dude! Relaaaaaax...

I....need.....my......MEDICATION!! hahahahaha! Relax dude! The POF 'date' story took a whole five minutes to post there and here.
 

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made me laugh, try putting it in your profile for the laughs
 
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