"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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POF forums didn't like my dating story thread =(

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I posted a thread on a dating story I had off POF. They didn't like it and deleted it within five minutes, 45 reads, and three replies from chicks cracking up. LMAO.

Hairpiece/ Politics/Peasoup date fail.

I'll make this short and sweet. Ok. So I'll admit I wear a lead hairpiece. (Laugh all you want) The problem is I went on a meet from POF with a pretty hot chick a few evenings ago and I know I shouldn't have gone there but we got into a heated debate over politics and the economy. I got up from our table trying to get my point across and as I did my hairpiece slid off my head and into my pea soup. If that wasn't embarrassing enough my date pointed at it floating upside down in the pea soup, read the label and yelled: "It says Made in China!"

I put my hairpiece in a doggy bag, left and we haven't spoken since. It could've been worse. At least I snatched it from my pea soup before she could use it as a coaster for her drink or toss it like a Frisbee. I promise the forumites I'll try to restrain myself from getting excited over politics on my next meet.

Let this be a lesson to you. Don't wear a hairpiece, order pea soup nor discuss politics and the economy with your date. Especially if she's hot.





The below was a reply from one of the chicks I copied off the thread before it got deleted. Didn't have time to get the rest..Hahahahaha

Seriously dude wasnt it worth the date??? I mean where else will you get a story like that??? I love it. JUST love it. AND if you cant laugh at yourself WHO the hell can you laugh at? I can tell you, your date and all her girlfriends are giggling their butts off about the whole thing.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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AAAgent

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Amen to that.
 

juicywa

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orrr... he could offer his services to loser pof fags. he'd make bank.
 

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I'm not seeing the funny aspect of this..?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Can you explain why this was deleted? I'm not familiar with POF's policies.
 

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Probably 'cause its not real / they realized you were just trolling. Crazy people take their dating lives seriously on PoF, you know. :crackup:
 

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You off your meds or something Naughty? You've been snapping all week dude! Relaaaaaax...
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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SgtSplacker said:
You off your meds or something Naughty? You've been snapping all week dude! Relaaaaaax...

I....need.....my......MEDICATION!! hahahahaha! Relax dude! The POF 'date' story took a whole five minutes to post there and here.
 

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made me laugh, try putting it in your profile for the laughs
 
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