"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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POF forums didn't like my dating story thread =(

Naughty Ninja

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I posted a thread on a dating story I had off POF. They didn't like it and deleted it within five minutes, 45 reads, and three replies from chicks cracking up. LMAO.

Hairpiece/ Politics/Peasoup date fail.

I'll make this short and sweet. Ok. So I'll admit I wear a lead hairpiece. (Laugh all you want) The problem is I went on a meet from POF with a pretty hot chick a few evenings ago and I know I shouldn't have gone there but we got into a heated debate over politics and the economy. I got up from our table trying to get my point across and as I did my hairpiece slid off my head and into my pea soup. If that wasn't embarrassing enough my date pointed at it floating upside down in the pea soup, read the label and yelled: "It says Made in China!"

I put my hairpiece in a doggy bag, left and we haven't spoken since. It could've been worse. At least I snatched it from my pea soup before she could use it as a coaster for her drink or toss it like a Frisbee. I promise the forumites I'll try to restrain myself from getting excited over politics on my next meet.

Let this be a lesson to you. Don't wear a hairpiece, order pea soup nor discuss politics and the economy with your date. Especially if she's hot.





The below was a reply from one of the chicks I copied off the thread before it got deleted. Didn't have time to get the rest..Hahahahaha

Seriously dude wasnt it worth the date??? I mean where else will you get a story like that??? I love it. JUST love it. AND if you cant laugh at yourself WHO the hell can you laugh at? I can tell you, your date and all her girlfriends are giggling their butts off about the whole thing.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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AAAgent

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Amen to that.
 

juicywa

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orrr... he could offer his services to loser pof fags. he'd make bank.
 

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I'm not seeing the funny aspect of this..?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Can you explain why this was deleted? I'm not familiar with POF's policies.
 

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Probably 'cause its not real / they realized you were just trolling. Crazy people take their dating lives seriously on PoF, you know. :crackup:
 

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You off your meds or something Naughty? You've been snapping all week dude! Relaaaaaax...
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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SgtSplacker said:
You off your meds or something Naughty? You've been snapping all week dude! Relaaaaaax...

I....need.....my......MEDICATION!! hahahahaha! Relax dude! The POF 'date' story took a whole five minutes to post there and here.
 

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made me laugh, try putting it in your profile for the laughs
 
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