"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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POF forums didn't like my dating story thread =(

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I posted a thread on a dating story I had off POF. They didn't like it and deleted it within five minutes, 45 reads, and three replies from chicks cracking up. LMAO.

Hairpiece/ Politics/Peasoup date fail.

I'll make this short and sweet. Ok. So I'll admit I wear a lead hairpiece. (Laugh all you want) The problem is I went on a meet from POF with a pretty hot chick a few evenings ago and I know I shouldn't have gone there but we got into a heated debate over politics and the economy. I got up from our table trying to get my point across and as I did my hairpiece slid off my head and into my pea soup. If that wasn't embarrassing enough my date pointed at it floating upside down in the pea soup, read the label and yelled: "It says Made in China!"

I put my hairpiece in a doggy bag, left and we haven't spoken since. It could've been worse. At least I snatched it from my pea soup before she could use it as a coaster for her drink or toss it like a Frisbee. I promise the forumites I'll try to restrain myself from getting excited over politics on my next meet.

Let this be a lesson to you. Don't wear a hairpiece, order pea soup nor discuss politics and the economy with your date. Especially if she's hot.





The below was a reply from one of the chicks I copied off the thread before it got deleted. Didn't have time to get the rest..Hahahahaha

Seriously dude wasnt it worth the date??? I mean where else will you get a story like that??? I love it. JUST love it. AND if you cant laugh at yourself WHO the hell can you laugh at? I can tell you, your date and all her girlfriends are giggling their butts off about the whole thing.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Amen to that.
 

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orrr... he could offer his services to loser pof fags. he'd make bank.
 

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I'm not seeing the funny aspect of this..?
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Can you explain why this was deleted? I'm not familiar with POF's policies.
 

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Probably 'cause its not real / they realized you were just trolling. Crazy people take their dating lives seriously on PoF, you know. :crackup:
 

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You off your meds or something Naughty? You've been snapping all week dude! Relaaaaaax...
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

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SgtSplacker said:
You off your meds or something Naughty? You've been snapping all week dude! Relaaaaaax...

I....need.....my......MEDICATION!! hahahahaha! Relax dude! The POF 'date' story took a whole five minutes to post there and here.
 

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made me laugh, try putting it in your profile for the laughs
 
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