Please help me. I am stuck and don't know what to do.

[nkh78h]

I have a few problems that really need addressing.
If I could get any answers to these I would really appreciate it.
Im just going to jump right in here, I am not ashamed.

1) I have a problem getting erections. Not that I dont get them, but I get them at bad times. Like gym class, church, baby showers. Is there any way I can avoid them or stop them?
2) I am 28 and still havent even seen a vagina. what do i do when i encounter this? Punch, poke, grab, suck, spit?
3) I walk dogs for a living and can't help but be aroused every time I see a small dog. I have been 'practicing' on my dog at home to be ready for when that day comes, but is this the same thing?
4) From birth my organ has had a strange curve to the left, actually sharp. Are there any good positions, sexually, for this to be advantageous?

 

[Five To One]

What do you mean by 'practicing' on your dog?....


And why is a 28 year old in gym class?

I dont think I want an answer

 

[jeffthechef]

What do you mean by 'practicing' on your dog?....


And why is a 28 year old in gym class?

I dont think I want an answer

LMAO...yes can you explain.."you get aroused when you see a small dog"?
honestly i'm kinda scared..and yes what do you mean by gym class?
the random erections..if not from some sort of medical issues...could just be from the temperature..i get erections when it's cold sometimes...or perhaps there is a girl nearby..or you're thinking about...dogs?..hm ANYWAYS..that curve you have...if it's curved to a certain degree..it's a disease..not serious i think..go google it..probably can get it fixed...but if it's slight..you're fine...how do you use it to your advantage? sorry i'm not sure..go google

 

[TheEnergizer]

what's a 28 yo doing in the high school forum anyway? i think you meant 18?

 

[S.Y.L]

This thread scares me. Practicing on a dog.....

ewwwwww

 

[SinJester]

Ok I'll answer your questions:

1) Stop having sex with your dog.
2) All of the above? Also if you are 28 what are you doing on the high school forum?
3) Stop having sex with your dog.
4) Trying banging it between two bibles really hard. Also, stop having sex with your dog.

 

[KarmaSutra]

Ok I'll answer your questions:

1) Stop having sex with your dog.
2) All of the above? Also if you are 28 what are you doing on the high school forum?
3) Stop having sex with your dog.
4) Trying banging it between two bibles really hard. Also, stop having sex with your dog.

Fvcking awesome responses Brother SinJester!

 

[Groovy]

Ok I'll answer your questions:

1) Stop having sex with your dog.
2) All of the above? Also if you are 28 what are you doing on the high school forum?
3) Stop having sex with your dog.
4) Trying banging it between two bibles really hard. Also, stop having sex with your dog.

LMFAO

 

[jeffthechef]

nkh...please clarify
none of us know you..so you don't have anything to fear

 

[ProDJ26]

Ok I got my laugh in from this site today

LMAO

 

[surfdog]

4) From birth my organ has had a strange curve to the left, actually sharp. Are there any good positions, sexually, for this to be advantageous?

Can't say 'doggy-style' is a good one....LOL

(sorry just had to say it..)