"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Please help me. I am stuck and don't know what to do.

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I have a few problems that really need addressing.
If I could get any answers to these I would really appreciate it.
Im just going to jump right in here, I am not ashamed.

1) I have a problem getting erections. Not that I dont get them, but I get them at bad times. Like gym class, church, baby showers. Is there any way I can avoid them or stop them?
2) I am 28 and still havent even seen a vagina. what do i do when i encounter this? Punch, poke, grab, suck, spit?
3) I walk dogs for a living and can't help but be aroused every time I see a small dog. I have been 'practicing' on my dog at home to be ready for when that day comes, but is this the same thing?
4) From birth my organ has had a strange curve to the left, actually sharp. Are there any good positions, sexually, for this to be advantageous?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Five To One

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What do you mean by 'practicing' on your dog?....


And why is a 28 year old in gym class?

I dont think I want an answer
 
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jeffthechef

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Five To One said:
What do you mean by 'practicing' on your dog?....


And why is a 28 year old in gym class?

I dont think I want an answer
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LMAO...yes can you explain.."you get aroused when you see a small dog"?
honestly i'm kinda scared..and yes what do you mean by gym class?
the random erections..if not from some sort of medical issues...could just be from the temperature..i get erections when it's cold sometimes...or perhaps there is a girl nearby..or you're thinking about...dogs?..hm ANYWAYS..that curve you have...if it's curved to a certain degree..it's a disease..not serious i think..go google it..probably can get it fixed...but if it's slight..you're fine...how do you use it to your advantage? sorry i'm not sure..go google
 
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what's a 28 yo doing in the high school forum anyway? i think you meant 18?
 
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This thread scares me. Practicing on a dog.....

ewwwwww
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Ok I'll answer your questions:

1) Stop having sex with your dog.
2) All of the above? Also if you are 28 what are you doing on the high school forum?
3) Stop having sex with your dog.
4) Trying banging it between two bibles really hard. Also, stop having sex with your dog.
 
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SinJester said:
Ok I'll answer your questions:

1) Stop having sex with your dog.
2) All of the above? Also if you are 28 what are you doing on the high school forum?
3) Stop having sex with your dog.
4) Trying banging it between two bibles really hard. Also, stop having sex with your dog.
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Fvcking awesome responses Brother SinJester!
 
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SinJester said:
Ok I'll answer your questions:

1) Stop having sex with your dog.
2) All of the above? Also if you are 28 what are you doing on the high school forum?
3) Stop having sex with your dog.
4) Trying banging it between two bibles really hard. Also, stop having sex with your dog.
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LMFAO
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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nkh78h said:
4) From birth my organ has had a strange curve to the left, actually sharp. Are there any good positions, sexually, for this to be advantageous?
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Can't say 'doggy-style' is a good one....LOL

(sorry just had to say it..):whistle:
 
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