"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Please help me. I am stuck and don't know what to do.

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I have a few problems that really need addressing.
If I could get any answers to these I would really appreciate it.
Im just going to jump right in here, I am not ashamed.

1) I have a problem getting erections. Not that I dont get them, but I get them at bad times. Like gym class, church, baby showers. Is there any way I can avoid them or stop them?
2) I am 28 and still havent even seen a vagina. what do i do when i encounter this? Punch, poke, grab, suck, spit?
3) I walk dogs for a living and can't help but be aroused every time I see a small dog. I have been 'practicing' on my dog at home to be ready for when that day comes, but is this the same thing?
4) From birth my organ has had a strange curve to the left, actually sharp. Are there any good positions, sexually, for this to be advantageous?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Five To One

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What do you mean by 'practicing' on your dog?....


And why is a 28 year old in gym class?

I dont think I want an answer
 
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Five To One said:
What do you mean by 'practicing' on your dog?....


And why is a 28 year old in gym class?

I dont think I want an answer
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LMAO...yes can you explain.."you get aroused when you see a small dog"?
honestly i'm kinda scared..and yes what do you mean by gym class?
the random erections..if not from some sort of medical issues...could just be from the temperature..i get erections when it's cold sometimes...or perhaps there is a girl nearby..or you're thinking about...dogs?..hm ANYWAYS..that curve you have...if it's curved to a certain degree..it's a disease..not serious i think..go google it..probably can get it fixed...but if it's slight..you're fine...how do you use it to your advantage? sorry i'm not sure..go google
 
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what's a 28 yo doing in the high school forum anyway? i think you meant 18?
 
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This thread scares me. Practicing on a dog.....

ewwwwww
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Ok I'll answer your questions:

1) Stop having sex with your dog.
2) All of the above? Also if you are 28 what are you doing on the high school forum?
3) Stop having sex with your dog.
4) Trying banging it between two bibles really hard. Also, stop having sex with your dog.
 
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SinJester said:
Ok I'll answer your questions:

1) Stop having sex with your dog.
2) All of the above? Also if you are 28 what are you doing on the high school forum?
3) Stop having sex with your dog.
4) Trying banging it between two bibles really hard. Also, stop having sex with your dog.
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Fvcking awesome responses Brother SinJester!
 
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SinJester said:
Ok I'll answer your questions:

1) Stop having sex with your dog.
2) All of the above? Also if you are 28 what are you doing on the high school forum?
3) Stop having sex with your dog.
4) Trying banging it between two bibles really hard. Also, stop having sex with your dog.
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LMFAO
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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nkh78h said:
4) From birth my organ has had a strange curve to the left, actually sharp. Are there any good positions, sexually, for this to be advantageous?
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Can't say 'doggy-style' is a good one....LOL

(sorry just had to say it..):whistle:
 
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