"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Please help me. I am stuck and don't know what to do.

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I have a few problems that really need addressing.
If I could get any answers to these I would really appreciate it.
Im just going to jump right in here, I am not ashamed.

1) I have a problem getting erections. Not that I dont get them, but I get them at bad times. Like gym class, church, baby showers. Is there any way I can avoid them or stop them?
2) I am 28 and still havent even seen a vagina. what do i do when i encounter this? Punch, poke, grab, suck, spit?
3) I walk dogs for a living and can't help but be aroused every time I see a small dog. I have been 'practicing' on my dog at home to be ready for when that day comes, but is this the same thing?
4) From birth my organ has had a strange curve to the left, actually sharp. Are there any good positions, sexually, for this to be advantageous?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Five To One

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What do you mean by 'practicing' on your dog?....


And why is a 28 year old in gym class?

I dont think I want an answer
 
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jeffthechef

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Five To One said:
What do you mean by 'practicing' on your dog?....


And why is a 28 year old in gym class?

I dont think I want an answer
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LMAO...yes can you explain.."you get aroused when you see a small dog"?
honestly i'm kinda scared..and yes what do you mean by gym class?
the random erections..if not from some sort of medical issues...could just be from the temperature..i get erections when it's cold sometimes...or perhaps there is a girl nearby..or you're thinking about...dogs?..hm ANYWAYS..that curve you have...if it's curved to a certain degree..it's a disease..not serious i think..go google it..probably can get it fixed...but if it's slight..you're fine...how do you use it to your advantage? sorry i'm not sure..go google
 
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what's a 28 yo doing in the high school forum anyway? i think you meant 18?
 
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This thread scares me. Practicing on a dog.....

ewwwwww
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Ok I'll answer your questions:

1) Stop having sex with your dog.
2) All of the above? Also if you are 28 what are you doing on the high school forum?
3) Stop having sex with your dog.
4) Trying banging it between two bibles really hard. Also, stop having sex with your dog.
 
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SinJester said:
Ok I'll answer your questions:

1) Stop having sex with your dog.
2) All of the above? Also if you are 28 what are you doing on the high school forum?
3) Stop having sex with your dog.
4) Trying banging it between two bibles really hard. Also, stop having sex with your dog.
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Fvcking awesome responses Brother SinJester!
 
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SinJester said:
Ok I'll answer your questions:

1) Stop having sex with your dog.
2) All of the above? Also if you are 28 what are you doing on the high school forum?
3) Stop having sex with your dog.
4) Trying banging it between two bibles really hard. Also, stop having sex with your dog.
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LMFAO
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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nkh78h said:
4) From birth my organ has had a strange curve to the left, actually sharp. Are there any good positions, sexually, for this to be advantageous?
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Can't say 'doggy-style' is a good one....LOL

(sorry just had to say it..):whistle:
 
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