"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Plate "full" of kink.........

TonyBaloney

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Buds,

Can I get an opinion on yet another weird and wonderful woman who has come into my life.

First off, this girl is stunning, the most lustrous long wavy shining black hair, Olive skin, amazing bright green eyes, 6ft tall, bubble butt, firm tits, great teeth - too good too be true.

The problem - This girl is 31 with her V card.... "what" ye say....

Shes from a family of Southern European origin - very strict on old school morals.....

The long and the short is - met around chrimbo - got told that she wants to wait for sex till marriage. Thought i could hack it for a bit and then get the poon stretched by my charm and ****. Waited it out to valentines day - no result, so dumped her by text on the day after v day ;)

She understood, and a friendship has ensued since then.....

Oh wait - I forgot to tell y`all something - shes into getting FISTED ;)

Yep -Just fisted ;) I'm a kinky fooker - so i'm kinda loving it.


My best bud though reckons that this is not the best situation to get into after my last traumatic relationship with a BPD/NPD that i'm still processing.


What would you do????
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Krueg

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What kind of Virgin likes getting fisted? How many fist have been in there before you? This story seems a little fisty, I mean fishy! :D

Did she bleed? She's not a Virgin if she didn't bleed!
 

drak_ool

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I don't know you Tony, so I ll give you the benefit of the doubt, but this sounds like a troll story.

To be a virgin for a girl means that her hymen was not broken. Putting aside girls who claim theirs broke while playing sports or horse riding (heard that last one a lot... kinda curious how they ride their horses), the hymen will only be broken through penetration. I don't know how much penetration is too much (maybe a pinky, maybe two fingers?), but I do know for a fact that no hymen would resist to being fisted. So there you go, she's not a virgin anymore. I've been with a muslim girl before who would only take it in the ass to preserve her virginity. It was no joking matter either, as losing it prematurely could mean death in her home country. Let me tell you, she wouldn't let me stick even a finger in her *****, it was straight up anal. But that is ok too :D

Why you can't have sex with her using your d1ck is a completely different question, to which you probably have the answer...
 

TonyBaloney

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Hey guys,

this IS NOT a troll - this is just one of those fookrd up situations that i'm scratching my head about......thing is, shes so hot, and its all very weird, the fact that she wants to mentally feel like a virgin, but as the last poster says, she aint!!!!!!!

C'mon guys gimme a break - need a few playboys perspectives on this!!!
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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