"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Plate "full" of kink.........

TonyBaloney

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Buds,

Can I get an opinion on yet another weird and wonderful woman who has come into my life.

First off, this girl is stunning, the most lustrous long wavy shining black hair, Olive skin, amazing bright green eyes, 6ft tall, bubble butt, firm tits, great teeth - too good too be true.

The problem - This girl is 31 with her V card.... "what" ye say....

Shes from a family of Southern European origin - very strict on old school morals.....

The long and the short is - met around chrimbo - got told that she wants to wait for sex till marriage. Thought i could hack it for a bit and then get the poon stretched by my charm and ****. Waited it out to valentines day - no result, so dumped her by text on the day after v day ;)

She understood, and a friendship has ensued since then.....

Oh wait - I forgot to tell y`all something - shes into getting FISTED ;)

Yep -Just fisted ;) I'm a kinky fooker - so i'm kinda loving it.


My best bud though reckons that this is not the best situation to get into after my last traumatic relationship with a BPD/NPD that i'm still processing.


What would you do????
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Krueg

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What kind of Virgin likes getting fisted? How many fist have been in there before you? This story seems a little fisty, I mean fishy! :D

Did she bleed? She's not a Virgin if she didn't bleed!
 

drak_ool

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I don't know you Tony, so I ll give you the benefit of the doubt, but this sounds like a troll story.

To be a virgin for a girl means that her hymen was not broken. Putting aside girls who claim theirs broke while playing sports or horse riding (heard that last one a lot... kinda curious how they ride their horses), the hymen will only be broken through penetration. I don't know how much penetration is too much (maybe a pinky, maybe two fingers?), but I do know for a fact that no hymen would resist to being fisted. So there you go, she's not a virgin anymore. I've been with a muslim girl before who would only take it in the ass to preserve her virginity. It was no joking matter either, as losing it prematurely could mean death in her home country. Let me tell you, she wouldn't let me stick even a finger in her *****, it was straight up anal. But that is ok too :D

Why you can't have sex with her using your d1ck is a completely different question, to which you probably have the answer...
 

TonyBaloney

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Hey guys,

this IS NOT a troll - this is just one of those fookrd up situations that i'm scratching my head about......thing is, shes so hot, and its all very weird, the fact that she wants to mentally feel like a virgin, but as the last poster says, she aint!!!!!!!

C'mon guys gimme a break - need a few playboys perspectives on this!!!
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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