"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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TonyBaloney

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Buds,

Can I get an opinion on yet another weird and wonderful woman who has come into my life.

First off, this girl is stunning, the most lustrous long wavy shining black hair, Olive skin, amazing bright green eyes, 6ft tall, bubble butt, firm tits, great teeth - too good too be true.

The problem - This girl is 31 with her V card.... "what" ye say....

Shes from a family of Southern European origin - very strict on old school morals.....

The long and the short is - met around chrimbo - got told that she wants to wait for sex till marriage. Thought i could hack it for a bit and then get the poon stretched by my charm and ****. Waited it out to valentines day - no result, so dumped her by text on the day after v day ;)

She understood, and a friendship has ensued since then.....

Oh wait - I forgot to tell y`all something - shes into getting FISTED ;)

Yep -Just fisted ;) I'm a kinky fooker - so i'm kinda loving it.


My best bud though reckons that this is not the best situation to get into after my last traumatic relationship with a BPD/NPD that i'm still processing.


What would you do????
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Krueg

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What kind of Virgin likes getting fisted? How many fist have been in there before you? This story seems a little fisty, I mean fishy! :D

Did she bleed? She's not a Virgin if she didn't bleed!
 

drak_ool

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I don't know you Tony, so I ll give you the benefit of the doubt, but this sounds like a troll story.

To be a virgin for a girl means that her hymen was not broken. Putting aside girls who claim theirs broke while playing sports or horse riding (heard that last one a lot... kinda curious how they ride their horses), the hymen will only be broken through penetration. I don't know how much penetration is too much (maybe a pinky, maybe two fingers?), but I do know for a fact that no hymen would resist to being fisted. So there you go, she's not a virgin anymore. I've been with a muslim girl before who would only take it in the ass to preserve her virginity. It was no joking matter either, as losing it prematurely could mean death in her home country. Let me tell you, she wouldn't let me stick even a finger in her *****, it was straight up anal. But that is ok too :D

Why you can't have sex with her using your d1ck is a completely different question, to which you probably have the answer...
 

TonyBaloney

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Hey guys,

this IS NOT a troll - this is just one of those fookrd up situations that i'm scratching my head about......thing is, shes so hot, and its all very weird, the fact that she wants to mentally feel like a virgin, but as the last poster says, she aint!!!!!!!

C'mon guys gimme a break - need a few playboys perspectives on this!!!
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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