"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Plate "full" of kink.........

TonyBaloney

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Buds,

Can I get an opinion on yet another weird and wonderful woman who has come into my life.

First off, this girl is stunning, the most lustrous long wavy shining black hair, Olive skin, amazing bright green eyes, 6ft tall, bubble butt, firm tits, great teeth - too good too be true.

The problem - This girl is 31 with her V card.... "what" ye say....

Shes from a family of Southern European origin - very strict on old school morals.....

The long and the short is - met around chrimbo - got told that she wants to wait for sex till marriage. Thought i could hack it for a bit and then get the poon stretched by my charm and ****. Waited it out to valentines day - no result, so dumped her by text on the day after v day ;)

She understood, and a friendship has ensued since then.....

Oh wait - I forgot to tell y`all something - shes into getting FISTED ;)

Yep -Just fisted ;) I'm a kinky fooker - so i'm kinda loving it.


My best bud though reckons that this is not the best situation to get into after my last traumatic relationship with a BPD/NPD that i'm still processing.


What would you do????
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Krueg

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What kind of Virgin likes getting fisted? How many fist have been in there before you? This story seems a little fisty, I mean fishy! :D

Did she bleed? She's not a Virgin if she didn't bleed!
 

drak_ool

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I don't know you Tony, so I ll give you the benefit of the doubt, but this sounds like a troll story.

To be a virgin for a girl means that her hymen was not broken. Putting aside girls who claim theirs broke while playing sports or horse riding (heard that last one a lot... kinda curious how they ride their horses), the hymen will only be broken through penetration. I don't know how much penetration is too much (maybe a pinky, maybe two fingers?), but I do know for a fact that no hymen would resist to being fisted. So there you go, she's not a virgin anymore. I've been with a muslim girl before who would only take it in the ass to preserve her virginity. It was no joking matter either, as losing it prematurely could mean death in her home country. Let me tell you, she wouldn't let me stick even a finger in her *****, it was straight up anal. But that is ok too :D

Why you can't have sex with her using your d1ck is a completely different question, to which you probably have the answer...
 

TonyBaloney

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Hey guys,

this IS NOT a troll - this is just one of those fookrd up situations that i'm scratching my head about......thing is, shes so hot, and its all very weird, the fact that she wants to mentally feel like a virgin, but as the last poster says, she aint!!!!!!!

C'mon guys gimme a break - need a few playboys perspectives on this!!!
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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