"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Plans with a vegan

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It's been a while guys, howdy to everyone that missed me (hah). I'll be back on the boards soon to start a new bootcamp with a buddy and try to go all the way through this time instead of becoming content with my results.

OK, with that said.

I want to give this lady I'm taking out a night to remember, hopefully a proper stuffing. She's somewhat odd though and I'd like some tips if possible. Here's everything I know.

She's a Hira Krishna. That means no meat. She loves animals, her major is film, is reading 'Wicked', originally from Texas (now in FL and moving to Boston), and she's a Hollister model. I made out with her one drunk night a long time ago, but messed up my chances because I couldn't get her name right.

Any ideas or plans would be great, and I wouldn't appreciate "get her drunk" cause I'm on a cycle right and can't drink.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Isnt Krishna some kinda cult? I've dated a cult girl before, and trust me, it aint good. Cultists are usually nutjobs.

Otherwise, don't treat her special. Just because she's a cultist doesn't mean you have to tiptoe around her. I guess the only thing is not eat meat before making out with her,
 

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this girl sounds like bad news to me

any vegans are bad new to me lol
 

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hare_krishna

Most serious 'Hare Krishna' practitioners live according to strict rules. For example it is expected that initiates take vows to abstain from all forms of drugs and intoxicants, (including caffeine); avoid eating any meat, fish and eggs; abstain from gambling; and also forgo all sexual relations except for purposes of procreation within marriage
Run for the hills.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Well she obviously doesn't follow them that strictly if she got caught drunk.

Honestly man, you are looking to into this. She doesn't eat meat, fine, just don't eat meat. Treat her like any other girl. Sometimes I think getting all the knowledge from this site gets guys confused and overanalyzing everything.
 

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Film major... find a really good foriegn film for her to come watch.

Cook a meal from andrew weil's website, he has a lot of really good vegetarian meals. I eat them myself, and I hate vegetables.. so it has to be good.

I'd also break out the wine, sargia and fruit. You should make sure that you watch the movie sitting on a bed. A couch is too proper and uncomfortable, plus it just doesn't make you feel like natural lovers.
 

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Over-analyzing is a good way to put it. The only thing that has really helped me is the encouragement to get off my ass and socialize until you get laid.

All great advice, thanks especially to damage and everywomanshero. I broke off the date. I'm about to go through boot again and I don't want to be stuck on a single female. Peash.
 

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If you're of the same religion, or at least willing to hand your balls to her you'll do fine.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Hira Krishna
That's Hare Krishna (or Krsna), and they're not vegans.

They love milk and cheese. So they'd be technically willing to swallow.

On the other hand, nada until marriage! LOL! They're way more strict than catholics in that respect.

Oh well, go out with her a few times. It will be an enriching experience.
 

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Lmao. And worse than catholics? I'd like to order a bullet, preferrably aimed to my brain, please.
 

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Just about every restaurant has salad. If she can't stand the idea of you eating a big thick steak in front of her, then you're gonna have conflicts down the line anyway.

Or just do something that doesn't involve eating.
 

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show her the error of her ways......host a BBQ :p
 

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Offer to toss her salad.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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