"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Here's the deal...

We went to a dance night club a few nights ago for my friends/my birthday, but all the attention was focused squarely on my buddy...all I got was just one of the 10 people I was chillin with to wish me a happy b-day, and when we go to the club the only money he spent was $20 for the cover charge...everyone was buying him drinks...meanwhile I blew $79 all on myself and nobody gave a ****...and on top tis all off, my best friend phone me on my birthday and asked me if I wanted to go costume shopping, and flat out admitted he forgot it was my b-day, which annoyed the living fvck out of me!
Also, I asked him on my b-day to save me some weed since I needed to grab and he promised he would, but when I phoned him two days later he said he sold it all...

all in all, I had fun, but all at MY OWN EXPENSE, ON MY OWN ****ING B-DAY!

Some friends I've got...
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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people were buying him drinks and u just sat there and watched. **** man. What u should have done then was get up off ur ass, and go find a babe to fvck. Let them drink their beer while ur sticking it in a hottie back at ur pad.
 
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haha...I wish...i did dance with lots of hotties and even made out with one while they were pounding their drinks back...I was pretty damn wasted myself too, but I'm pissed to see that no one even seemed to acknowledge that it was my birthday too and I still can't even believe that the dude that I dare to acknowledge as my best friend ever forgot that it was my birthday...oh well...
 
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dont feel too bad man. My friends didnt even wanna go out for my birthday.
 
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u guys have ****ty friends....

on my bday its usually me not wanting to go out and my friends kinda force me..

i like spending bday with family...
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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