"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Here's the deal...

We went to a dance night club a few nights ago for my friends/my birthday, but all the attention was focused squarely on my buddy...all I got was just one of the 10 people I was chillin with to wish me a happy b-day, and when we go to the club the only money he spent was $20 for the cover charge...everyone was buying him drinks...meanwhile I blew $79 all on myself and nobody gave a ****...and on top tis all off, my best friend phone me on my birthday and asked me if I wanted to go costume shopping, and flat out admitted he forgot it was my b-day, which annoyed the living fvck out of me!
Also, I asked him on my b-day to save me some weed since I needed to grab and he promised he would, but when I phoned him two days later he said he sold it all...

all in all, I had fun, but all at MY OWN EXPENSE, ON MY OWN ****ING B-DAY!

Some friends I've got...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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people were buying him drinks and u just sat there and watched. **** man. What u should have done then was get up off ur ass, and go find a babe to fvck. Let them drink their beer while ur sticking it in a hottie back at ur pad.
 
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haha...I wish...i did dance with lots of hotties and even made out with one while they were pounding their drinks back...I was pretty damn wasted myself too, but I'm pissed to see that no one even seemed to acknowledge that it was my birthday too and I still can't even believe that the dude that I dare to acknowledge as my best friend ever forgot that it was my birthday...oh well...
 
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dont feel too bad man. My friends didnt even wanna go out for my birthday.
 
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u guys have ****ty friends....

on my bday its usually me not wanting to go out and my friends kinda force me..

i like spending bday with family...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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