"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Hey i never asked any other guys this so i dont know if this is just me or if all guys get this. If i drink alot before i have sex or whack off, afterwards i feel like have to piss and it ends up getting this really irritating feeling even after pissing, like burning almost, its very uncomfortable. It hurts for like 20-30 mins, and there basically nothin to do bout it, it feels like u gotta take a leak but u dont really, maybe a few trickles. Its as if the urine is blokced by leftover semen in the penis.

Anybody ever get that? I know if i piss right before sex, i never have this prob.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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I always have a tinkle after I do the deed. It does burn but only for a few seconds.
 
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My friends and I have joked about this, it seems like they always have to piss right after busting a nut. I too deal with this. At first its a little awkard, but I'm fine after a second or two.

What really makes me laugh is when I still got some c*m in there, and the piss just sprays out lol
 
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Anyone remember that scene in Me Myself and Irene where Jim Carey wakes up after "Hank" slept with Irene, and he pisses all over the bathroom?

"IRENE! Why am I pissing like I was up all night having sex?"
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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BacardiGuy said:
Anyone remember that scene in Me Myself and Irene where Jim Carey wakes up after "Hank" slept with Irene, and he pisses all over the bathroom?

"IRENE! Why am I pissing like I was up all night having sex?"
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I liked it when he takes the picture off the wall and tries to bank it into the toilet.
 
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donjuanjovi said:
I liked it when he takes the picture off the wall and tries to bank it into the toilet.
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oh thats not a big deal the whole sprasying thing, that rarely happens to me, but what im talkin bout is this burning sensation that feels like u when ur takin a piss and u suddenly hold it in. Its that exact kinda pain. It happens sometimes even when u dont even try to piss after. Burns for ike 20 mins sometimes.
 
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DJinTraining06 said:
Hey i never asked any other guys this so i dont know if this is just me or if all guys get this. If i drink alot before i have sex or whack off, afterwards i feel like have to piss and it ends up getting this really irritating feeling even after pissing, like burning almost, its very uncomfortable. It hurts for like 20-30 mins, and there basically nothin to do bout it, it feels like u gotta take a leak but u dont really, maybe a few trickles. Its as if the urine is blokced by leftover semen in the penis.

Anybody ever get that? I know if i piss right before sex, i never have this prob.
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YES I DO know what you are talking about! Went to the Dr. about it. I thought it might be a std or something. She said don't ejaculate for at least 30 mins after peeing. Something to do with the semen in the urethra...or something.

BUT yea that hurts like a BYAUTCH! But glad it wasn't an std.
 
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zerocelcius said:
YES I DO know what you are talking about! Went to the Dr. about it. I thought it might be a std or something. She said don't ejaculate for at least 30 mins after peeing. Something to do with the semen in the urethra...or something.

BUT yea that hurts like a BYAUTCH! But glad it wasn't an std.
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wat did the dr say? i get it all the time since im like 14. (only when i have to piss before bustin a nut) as long as the baldders empty doesnt seem to happen.
 
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