"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Piss before sex

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Hey i never asked any other guys this so i dont know if this is just me or if all guys get this. If i drink alot before i have sex or whack off, afterwards i feel like have to piss and it ends up getting this really irritating feeling even after pissing, like burning almost, its very uncomfortable. It hurts for like 20-30 mins, and there basically nothin to do bout it, it feels like u gotta take a leak but u dont really, maybe a few trickles. Its as if the urine is blokced by leftover semen in the penis.

Anybody ever get that? I know if i piss right before sex, i never have this prob.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I always have a tinkle after I do the deed. It does burn but only for a few seconds.
 

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My friends and I have joked about this, it seems like they always have to piss right after busting a nut. I too deal with this. At first its a little awkard, but I'm fine after a second or two.

What really makes me laugh is when I still got some c*m in there, and the piss just sprays out lol
 

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Anyone remember that scene in Me Myself and Irene where Jim Carey wakes up after "Hank" slept with Irene, and he pisses all over the bathroom?

"IRENE! Why am I pissing like I was up all night having sex?"
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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BacardiGuy said:
Anyone remember that scene in Me Myself and Irene where Jim Carey wakes up after "Hank" slept with Irene, and he pisses all over the bathroom?

"IRENE! Why am I pissing like I was up all night having sex?"
I liked it when he takes the picture off the wall and tries to bank it into the toilet.
 

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donjuanjovi said:
I liked it when he takes the picture off the wall and tries to bank it into the toilet.
oh thats not a big deal the whole sprasying thing, that rarely happens to me, but what im talkin bout is this burning sensation that feels like u when ur takin a piss and u suddenly hold it in. Its that exact kinda pain. It happens sometimes even when u dont even try to piss after. Burns for ike 20 mins sometimes.
 

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DJinTraining06 said:
Hey i never asked any other guys this so i dont know if this is just me or if all guys get this. If i drink alot before i have sex or whack off, afterwards i feel like have to piss and it ends up getting this really irritating feeling even after pissing, like burning almost, its very uncomfortable. It hurts for like 20-30 mins, and there basically nothin to do bout it, it feels like u gotta take a leak but u dont really, maybe a few trickles. Its as if the urine is blokced by leftover semen in the penis.

Anybody ever get that? I know if i piss right before sex, i never have this prob.

YES I DO know what you are talking about! Went to the Dr. about it. I thought it might be a std or something. She said don't ejaculate for at least 30 mins after peeing. Something to do with the semen in the urethra...or something.

BUT yea that hurts like a BYAUTCH! But glad it wasn't an std.
 

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zerocelcius said:
YES I DO know what you are talking about! Went to the Dr. about it. I thought it might be a std or something. She said don't ejaculate for at least 30 mins after peeing. Something to do with the semen in the urethra...or something.

BUT yea that hurts like a BYAUTCH! But glad it wasn't an std.
wat did the dr say? i get it all the time since im like 14. (only when i have to piss before bustin a nut) as long as the baldders empty doesnt seem to happen.
 
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