"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Piss before sex

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Hey i never asked any other guys this so i dont know if this is just me or if all guys get this. If i drink alot before i have sex or whack off, afterwards i feel like have to piss and it ends up getting this really irritating feeling even after pissing, like burning almost, its very uncomfortable. It hurts for like 20-30 mins, and there basically nothin to do bout it, it feels like u gotta take a leak but u dont really, maybe a few trickles. Its as if the urine is blokced by leftover semen in the penis.

Anybody ever get that? I know if i piss right before sex, i never have this prob.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I always have a tinkle after I do the deed. It does burn but only for a few seconds.
 

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My friends and I have joked about this, it seems like they always have to piss right after busting a nut. I too deal with this. At first its a little awkard, but I'm fine after a second or two.

What really makes me laugh is when I still got some c*m in there, and the piss just sprays out lol
 

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Anyone remember that scene in Me Myself and Irene where Jim Carey wakes up after "Hank" slept with Irene, and he pisses all over the bathroom?

"IRENE! Why am I pissing like I was up all night having sex?"
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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BacardiGuy said:
Anyone remember that scene in Me Myself and Irene where Jim Carey wakes up after "Hank" slept with Irene, and he pisses all over the bathroom?

"IRENE! Why am I pissing like I was up all night having sex?"
I liked it when he takes the picture off the wall and tries to bank it into the toilet.
 

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donjuanjovi said:
I liked it when he takes the picture off the wall and tries to bank it into the toilet.
oh thats not a big deal the whole sprasying thing, that rarely happens to me, but what im talkin bout is this burning sensation that feels like u when ur takin a piss and u suddenly hold it in. Its that exact kinda pain. It happens sometimes even when u dont even try to piss after. Burns for ike 20 mins sometimes.
 

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DJinTraining06 said:
Hey i never asked any other guys this so i dont know if this is just me or if all guys get this. If i drink alot before i have sex or whack off, afterwards i feel like have to piss and it ends up getting this really irritating feeling even after pissing, like burning almost, its very uncomfortable. It hurts for like 20-30 mins, and there basically nothin to do bout it, it feels like u gotta take a leak but u dont really, maybe a few trickles. Its as if the urine is blokced by leftover semen in the penis.

Anybody ever get that? I know if i piss right before sex, i never have this prob.

YES I DO know what you are talking about! Went to the Dr. about it. I thought it might be a std or something. She said don't ejaculate for at least 30 mins after peeing. Something to do with the semen in the urethra...or something.

BUT yea that hurts like a BYAUTCH! But glad it wasn't an std.
 

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zerocelcius said:
YES I DO know what you are talking about! Went to the Dr. about it. I thought it might be a std or something. She said don't ejaculate for at least 30 mins after peeing. Something to do with the semen in the urethra...or something.

BUT yea that hurts like a BYAUTCH! But glad it wasn't an std.
wat did the dr say? i get it all the time since im like 14. (only when i have to piss before bustin a nut) as long as the baldders empty doesnt seem to happen.
 
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