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Are you kidding me? She's at least a hb 7 as far as looks are concerned and looks young and healthy and has a good height.Death sentence ?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Pigface girls
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Mike32ct
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Like my buddy and I discussed, looks value neeeds to be age-adjusted.
For example, a 22yo F with a 5 or 6 face still has a higher SMV than a 35 yo F with a 7 face.
For example, a 22yo F with a 5 or 6 face still has a higher SMV than a 35 yo F with a 7 face.
It’s not that she’s that bad, it’s that she’s more trouble than she’s worth and being an experienced guy tells you she’s probably harder to date than a solid 8+
PeasantPlayer
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She's ugly, and I'm getting lesbian vibes
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Atom Smasher
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We are now selling a limited supply of logo'd paper bags in the SoSuave web store.
tightsocks
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I'd have to drink a bit before...
MatureDJ
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I agree. You see some middle-aged women whose faces are attrocious, and you wonder how they might have looked pretty when they were young. The answer is that they had looked like this.
Dust 2 Dust
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It doesn't matter if anyone thinks she's ugly. I guarantee you she could bang chads from Tinder every weekend if she wanted to. Plane Janes on dating apps have tons of options. I saw a video on Youtube of an ugly fat Asian woman bragging about hooking up with Chads with abs on Tinder. Ill find it and post it here if anyone is interested.
Black Widow Void
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At closing time and several beers, I've bagged worse. It's not something I'd openly admit to my friends, but we've *all* been there.
All this 'flexing' on the forum is humorous. We've all slept with women like this. Would this be a gal that I'd bring around to socialize my friends? Of course not, but in a pinch, I'd sleep with her. Deny it as you wish, but so would you.
All this 'flexing' on the forum is humorous. We've all slept with women like this. Would this be a gal that I'd bring around to socialize my friends? Of course not, but in a pinch, I'd sleep with her. Deny it as you wish, but so would you.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
