corrector
Master Don Juan
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Are you kidding me? She's at least a hb 7 as far as looks are concerned and looks young and healthy and has a good height.Death sentence ?
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Pigface girls
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- Start date
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Mike32ct
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Like my buddy and I discussed, looks value neeeds to be age-adjusted.
For example, a 22yo F with a 5 or 6 face still has a higher SMV than a 35 yo F with a 7 face.
For example, a 22yo F with a 5 or 6 face still has a higher SMV than a 35 yo F with a 7 face.
It’s not that she’s that bad, it’s that she’s more trouble than she’s worth and being an experienced guy tells you she’s probably harder to date than a solid 8+
PeasantPlayer
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She's ugly, and I'm getting lesbian vibes
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
We are now selling a limited supply of logo'd paper bags in the SoSuave web store.
tightsocks
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I'd have to drink a bit before...
MatureDJ
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I agree. You see some middle-aged women whose faces are attrocious, and you wonder how they might have looked pretty when they were young. The answer is that they had looked like this.
Dust 2 Dust
Master Don Juan
It doesn't matter if anyone thinks she's ugly. I guarantee you she could bang chads from Tinder every weekend if she wanted to. Plane Janes on dating apps have tons of options. I saw a video on Youtube of an ugly fat Asian woman bragging about hooking up with Chads with abs on Tinder. Ill find it and post it here if anyone is interested.
Black Widow Void
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At closing time and several beers, I've bagged worse. It's not something I'd openly admit to my friends, but we've *all* been there.
All this 'flexing' on the forum is humorous. We've all slept with women like this. Would this be a gal that I'd bring around to socialize my friends? Of course not, but in a pinch, I'd sleep with her. Deny it as you wish, but so would you.
All this 'flexing' on the forum is humorous. We've all slept with women like this. Would this be a gal that I'd bring around to socialize my friends? Of course not, but in a pinch, I'd sleep with her. Deny it as you wish, but so would you.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
