Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Get a sense of humor or sleep alone.Originally posted by KING OF SEX
Use any of those and sleep alone.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Yea, that's the funny thing about uni. There are some smokin' babes who are really nerdy, and genuinely good people. They are usually delighted to be approached too, it's money.Originally posted by lebRambo
haha, its odd saying it, but there really are a lot of hot women at uni with a little streak of geekiness. Now, I'm a software engineering student, so i'm bound to be a little geeky, right? Anyway, I've got this shirt that says <BODY> on it (yeah, the HTML tag). A couple of weeks ago, while I was walking to class, a chick stopped me and says "OMG! I love your shirt!" and starts laughing. So i start macking her and ger her number.
Most women outside of uni don't like geeks. but at uni, there is always a few hotties doing math or compSci.![]()
yeah, but the chance is so remote that by the binomial probability theorem, it will not happen in the lifetime of this universe. God damn, i'm a nerd!Originally posted by Big Eee Zee
"According to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Mechanics, we may already be making love right now."
I like that one