"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Pickup Lines for Geeks
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
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Get a sense of humor or sleep alone.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Most women outside of uni don't like geeks. but at uni, there is always a few hotties doing math or compSci.
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Yea, that's the funny thing about uni. There are some smokin' babes who are really nerdy, and genuinely good people. They are usually delighted to be approached too, it's money.Originally posted by lebRambo
haha, its odd saying it, but there really are a lot of hot women at uni with a little streak of geekiness. Now, I'm a software engineering student, so i'm bound to be a little geeky, right? Anyway, I've got this shirt that says <BODY> on it (yeah, the HTML tag). A couple of weeks ago, while I was walking to class, a chick stopped me and says "OMG! I love your shirt!" and starts laughing. So i start macking her and ger her number.
Most women outside of uni don't like geeks. but at uni, there is always a few hotties doing math or compSci.
P.S. Once you know a girl, a lot of those lines would work really well, even on a normal girl. It never matters what you say, it's only how you say it.
"Use any of those and sleep alone."
LOL
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I like that one