"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

Read more...

Petition against Ashlee Simpson

bud_2005

Master Don Juan
Joined
Apr 21, 2002
Messages
907
Reaction score
2
I think that just about everyone can agree that she has very little talent singing. She's humilated herself twice on tv and she places the blame on everyone but her.

Well some people have gone far enough to put together a petition to silence her which I think is really funny. Heres the link:

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds18268.html
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

Read more...

Phantasmal

Senior Don Juan
Joined
May 29, 2003
Messages
278
Reaction score
0
Location
Columbus, OH
I empathize, but she'll be around until mainstream pop culture deems her irrelevant. We've already been shown that being exposed as a lip syncher means nothing anymore, in fact, it's supposedly the norm. This is opposed to the Milli Vanilli incident just over a decade ago. While Milli Vanilli vanished almost the instant they screwed up, Ashlee Simpson was given the honor of co-hosting the D!ck Clark New Years Program in his absence, and will soon be getting her own tv show.
 

tibbetts

Banned
Joined
Jun 29, 2003
Messages
22
Reaction score
0
Age
43
Location
hawaii
I'd like to silence her with my d!ck shoved down her throat. She's damn hot!
 

ShizamDaMan

Master Don Juan
Joined
Mar 26, 2003
Messages
1,113
Reaction score
3
I told my friend the only way I'd see Ashlee Simpson in concert was if she sang her entire CD while giving me fellatio. She thought that was pretty funny.
 

Panda 2000

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Oct 18, 2004
Messages
416
Reaction score
1
I couldn't care less.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

Read more...

affliction

Don Juan
Joined
Sep 1, 2004
Messages
190
Reaction score
0
Age
44
Originally posted by tibbetts
I'd like to silence her with my d!ck shoved down her throat. She's damn hot!
Hahaha. Dude, you're the first guy I've EVER heard call her hot.
 

Aztec

Master Don Juan
Joined
May 20, 2001
Messages
1,383
Reaction score
1
Location
New Jersey
Originally posted by affliction
Hahaha. Dude, you're the first guy I've EVER heard call her hot.
She isn't bad looking but with a nose job, she'd be better looking.
 

InsidiousNstinct

Master Don Juan
Joined
Aug 5, 2003
Messages
763
Reaction score
4
Age
40
Location
Somewhere between the cities of Lost and Found
Hmmm...I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eatin crackers...
 

Asesino

Don Juan
Joined
Dec 10, 2004
Messages
26
Reaction score
0
Location
Manila
She can be my *****, you know...
 

idiot_boyfriend

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Sep 27, 2004
Messages
412
Reaction score
0
Location
Los Angeles, CA
Originally posted by bud_2005
I think that just about everyone can agree that she has very little talent singing. She's humilated herself twice on tv and she places the blame on everyone but her.

Well some people have gone far enough to put together a petition to silence her which I think is really funny. Heres the link:

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds18268.html
What's the point?

I don't blame her for any of this. I blame the listeners who believed, at first, she had more talent than her sister; her sister, by the way, isn't very talented either. It's our generation, ladies and gentlemen, that should carry the blame....it's our generation that love these "pop divas" who cannot sing.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

Read more...

Top